When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing?
alone
What are your plans for the Valentine's Day?
suicide
i'm puking
good
punch me in the face
dont tempt me
If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
suck my diiiiiiick
If you were to rate your writing skills on a scale from Shakespeare to Tao Lin, where would you be? Note: I didn't say which is the better writer, that is up to you.
Name something, literary-wise, that is present in other genre's of writing, but not in Alt Lit. (If this question makes you think too much I will ask a simpler one next.)
If you had 1 1/2 wishes, with the only limitations being you can't wish for an abstract concept, what would you wish for? (Just know you'd get whatever you ask for plus a half extra.)
tell me about the last time you vomited (what u were thinking and how u were feeling, ur environment, cause of puke, etc.)
threw up a couple weeks ago at work, we were doing a wrestling/bjj kind of competition thing lol idk man, anyway, i ate like a meatball sub and drank like a half gallon of milk before wrestling and after i was done i jogged to the restroom and threw up a couple times thinking "this is why my freshman coach would warn me never to drink milk before a match" while also thinking "shit shit shit shit shit"