Try and sound as smart as I can until I can bs a quality story.
I'm not terrible at anything if I apply myself to it. That said, I'm average at everything I do so that's suckish.
Like the world's past or my past? Please specify and get back to me in that one
My friendship
Either "what's your favorite color?" Or "what's your social security number?"
A BBC America shirt from Savers that only says "wanker" across the boobs. It has a nice fit though
Martin Luther King Jr.... He deserves a picnic now and then. Plus I bet he'd help me turn my life around.
Cards against humanity
Openly, not in particular. Internally, beyond belief.
Depends on who I'm with. If they're a leader, I'll follow; if they're a follower, I'll step up and lead.