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Thought you were loyal

fuck you. I know who you are. and I didn't do anything wrong to you so goodbye.

What do you think about marriage?

I think if you truly love someone for what they are and what they have to offer then go right ahead, marry them, if your gay, marry him. if your lesbian, marry her. marriage is marriage and all you people need to grow the fuck up and realize happiness isn't just between a boy and girl.

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Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?

uhm, my parents are out of this, and my friends, only one.

What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?

my dad telling me "up and over" for my batting position in baseball

You pluck the b-hole hairs from George Bush's asshole and floss your teeth with them.

you squeezed the sweat out from under Michael jordons armpit and used it in your cereal

You smell like the steak sauce leaking from Rosie ol Donald's veins and fish tacos.

you eat the ear wax out of Betty whites ears with a spoon

Go lick the toe jam from Tim Allan's foot

you smell like the cheese homeless guys get under their balls when they don't wash them

Go shove a cactus up your ass then jerk off Mark Whalburg

go lick the dirt out from under your toe nails and brush your teeth with turtle shit

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