Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Definitely not male because at least it’ll give you the information you asked for instead of saying something stupid like “my phone got a virus and had to delete all my texts including the one I just sent right before you asked for it”
Can we know each other and become friends in social?
Who r u
I’m not “stalking” or even looking at any of ur socials. I’m not trying to get u to talk to me, or to weasel/ “butt” into ur life again. I’m not interested. I remember u fondly (the good times), and hope everything works out for u. But it’s over. No worries. No hard feelings. No need for forgiveness
Wtf is going on lol if this isn’t fake, pls don’t worry about me bc I’m not thinking about whoever this is
You wake up at gun point. wyd?
Eyes open, gun is on my forehead. I grab the gun with my right hand pushing the gun to my left. I simultaneously move my head to the right and then hurl my left fist into their face. As I recoil i pull the gun completely from their grasp. I bring my knees to my chest, and double foot punch them onto the ground. I stand over them with the gun, quick 1-2 to the heart and brain, walk out a hero.
How old were you the first time you kissed someone you liked?😘