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What's a phrase you use often?

I'm gonna stick pule poles through your anus that will come out of your mouth if you don't obey me.
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If you could interview anyone, who would you pick?

Basarab Laiotă cel Bătrân, my rival. Just to get close to him and beat the shit out of this prick.

If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?

I once had this idea but a good friend ran of with it, it was called Mein Kampf.

Where do the happiest people live?

Wallachia, since I rule over it, they must be the happiest people on the planet.

What word do you love the sound of?

NOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Right before I impale my enemies straight through their behinds.

Which quality in a man do you dislike the most?

That they scream when they get impaled, cowards.

How would you like to be remembered?

as Vlad the Impaler. But I think I got this pretty much covered.

What is the traditional meal in your country?

sărmăluţe cu mămăligă, a popular Romanian dish of stuffed cabbage rolls, accompanied by sauerkraut and mămăligă. The cabbage rolls are usually garnished with sour cream, not lemon and olive. And I must say, it's fucking delicious.

If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?

Imprison that individual and let that person steal stuff for me, the glorious Vlad Tepes!

I heard you like grindcore. Oops, it does not exist for you yet.

I am most certainly very fond of these modern genres of music. My interest goes to Classical music, crust punk, grindcore indeed, death metal, pornogrind, noise, Ibiza house music and occasionally a polka. My favorite grindcore band is either Extreme Noise Terror or Napalm Death. Yes you pathetic living human being, Vlad also modernizes :)

How often do you go to the movies?

Not often, last time I went was in the 1940's to see the beautifully made "Der ewige Jude"

If dogs never existed, which animal would take its place as Man's Best Friend?

Women on a leash.

Do you have phobias?

Yes I suffer from cypridophobia which is fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

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