Fucking nothing, which kinda pissed me off, I hoped the music was good. But then I heard the music and that was even worse then the fucking picture they made of me. God those dudes suck..
I'm gonna stick pule poles through your anus that will come out of your mouth if you don't obey me.
Obey me or I will let you get killed.
Basarab Laiotă cel Bătrân, my rival. Just to get close to him and beat the shit out of this prick.
I once had this idea but a good friend ran of with it, it was called Mein Kampf.
Wallachia, since I rule over it, they must be the happiest people on the planet.
The impaling business.
NOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Right before I impale my enemies straight through their behinds.
That they scream when they get impaled, cowards.
as Vlad the Impaler. But I think I got this pretty much covered.
Food, Peace, Love and Pussy.
sărmăluţe cu mămăligă, a popular Romanian dish of stuffed cabbage rolls, accompanied by sauerkraut and mămăligă. The cabbage rolls are usually garnished with sour cream, not lemon and olive. And I must say, it's fucking delicious.
Imprison that individual and let that person steal stuff for me, the glorious Vlad Tepes!
Antisocial Masturbator by GG Allin
I was born in late 1491, that makes me 581 years old.
I am not remotely interested in what you are trying to ask me you subhuman.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
I am most certainly very fond of these modern genres of music. My interest goes to Classical music, crust punk, grindcore indeed, death metal, pornogrind, noise, Ibiza house music and occasionally a polka. My favorite grindcore band is either Extreme Noise Terror or Napalm Death. Yes you pathetic living human being, Vlad also modernizes :)
Not often, last time I went was in the 1940's to see the beautifully made "Der ewige Jude"
To masturbate or not to masturbate.
Women on a leash.
I will sacrifice you to the dark overlord, cunt.
Yes I suffer from cypridophobia which is fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.