Well in the future... my future which is in about less then 24 hours I see myself with some lotion and tissues next to my bed and you know what's next. (;
Well you see one day my mom and dad had a great night and they came home and desided it'd be a good idea to have sex and so my dads smart ass said hey babe I think I'm ready let's do it without a condom tonight. my mom said alright, and I'm sure you can guess what happened after that. well about nine months later my lil shit ass popped out of her stomach because I was too big for her vagina. and they are such great parents they taught me to be such a lil shit. and that's the story as to why I'm a little shit.