Go outside, find a homeless man (or woman). Say you'll give them $30 + your wages for the day if they cover your shift. It's probably best to get them some clothes and a bath before hand so they don't go in stinking of piss.
Lol
Why don't you pull a sickie from work?
If I can't find coverage then I have to work
What color is it at the moment?
Dark brown
Where do you think Liverpool will finish this season?
Dunno
How are you going to watch Cavan play tomorrow?
I'm not
Why won't you dye your hair back? Everyone likes a sexy red head.
I rather it like this
Honestly. You are actually so beautiful. I hope you know it.
Thanks lol
Dye your hair back?
Nope
Are ye going back to america next year?
Yeah
How was work?
Boring
Not even joking when I say that you could be a model...
HAHAHAHAHAHA funniest thing I've heard all day
Why? It looked so cute?
Hahaha okay
Keep your red hair. It makes you look really sexy.