I think this is the first time I've ever been confused for that whiny guy from Friends.Believe me, Garrosh and Rachel would have played out a whole fucking lot different.
What is your favorite store at the mall?
Crazy Grok'nar's Emporium of Horrifying Instruments of Torture to Use on Idiot Fuckwads What Ask You Dumbass Questions on the InternetIt's a niche store, I'll grant you.
Would you buy this here axe for, say, three fiddy?
Nope.
Do you know what Markdonalds is?
Nope.
Did you hear about the 7 alarm fire in Edgewater?
Nope.
What other characters do you Rp as?
((On Twitter, Garrosh is the only one I really give any steady attention; there are a couple others that I'll tweet as, purely as supporting characters to the Garrosh account, and all of those are similarly based on their blog incarnations. I tweet as @SpazzleFizz and @Gurtash (the latter being Garrosh's in-house cartoonist), both of whom were created just for the blog; @Mokvar_Scribe is based on an in-game character, but has a whole added backstory springing off the WCB version of the character. I also have shared access to @doeling_shay and @Edwin_Faranell, so when you see either of those crop up, sometimes it's me, sometimes it's not...))
Why don't you wear a shirt?
Let me answer your question this way:What do YOU say to that, ladies?
When did your guards become immune to distract? It works on the worg riders just fine. I...uh...need to get into Orgrimmar, but I'm not exactly welcome there.
DON'T THINK YOU'RE FOOLING ANYONE, @Deliana_VB! I don't care how fired you are to visit your husband or your ex-husband or whatever the fuck @Mokvar_Scribe is to you, but stay the hell out of Orgrimmar!
fav clothing brand?
My daily outfit consists of a pair of pants. How much brand comparison shopping do you think I do?
"Hey, uh, Garry? Can I borrow your mascara? See, Halduron has this dinner tonight and he asked to borrow mine, then he, uh, yeah, he left it in his handbag," -Lor'Themar
[laughing too hard to take a jab at Regent-Lord Hair-Care, because sometimes he just does my work for me]
Do you like to bathe in the blood of your enemies?
Hell yes.At least when possible. Speaking in purely practical terms, transporting the blood to a nearby tub before it starts to congeal, and, you know, ick...well, it's often a bigger pain in the ass than it's worth.But when possible? HELL YES.