Ask @GarroshHllscrm:

Do you believe in "and they lived happily ever after"?

((Not if *I'M* writing the story. (BWAHAHAHAHA!) ))

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It's Eat an Extra Dessert Day! What's one dessert you could eat all day long?

You know what? If you're following me on any site, in any form, you already know the answer to this question.
#LemonSquareHorde

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What's the best thing about school?

Zac Efron or Dwayne Johnson?

To play me in the inevitable biopic? Dwayne Johnson, hands down. Not even a contest. (I mean really, think about it a second and tell me you CAN'T see him rocking Mannoroth's tusks and hitting the ladies with a /waggle. This is casting too good NOT to happen. #TheLadiesLoveGarroshButTheRockWillDoInAPinch)

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What’s the coolest thing people can learn from you?

Bladestorm. Because Bladestorm is like the coolest thing a warrior can do, and I'm the coolest warrior there is, so really it's just about the math. TRANSITIVE PROPERTY, MOFOS.
Plus I have trainees, so they literally SHOULD be learning that from me anyway. At least the ones that are warriors. The ones who aren't, well, I don't know what their damage is. Although @RuekieShaman kind of looks like she's Bladestroming when she's got too much kafa in her.

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If you had to choose a different nationality, what would you choose?

Screw that. Go Horde or go home.

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What color dominates your wardrobe?

Yeah, um, my "wardrobe." Brown features prominently. As much because of what I don't wear as what I do.
/waggle

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What is the best snack to have while playing computer games?

The same as the best snack to have any time. LEMON SQUARES.
#LemonSquareHorde

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Do you try to look attractive when you go to the local grocery store?

I don't have to try.
Not to mention, when I'm at the store, that means you're getting to see ME PLUS BACON.

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TGIF! What would Batman do?

About what? About the fact that it's Friday? Is that really a Batman-level crisis? It seems more like an Aquaman kind of thing to me, tops.

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Which is the best snack for a Friday evening?

The same as the best snack for EVERY evening. #LemonSquareHorde

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What event(-s) would you like to attend in 2017?

((The one where someone jumps out from behind the furniture and goes "Surprise! It's not 2017, it's 2016! Psyche!", because this whole past year was actually just a bad prank played by some jackass Time Lord but now we get to forget all about it and live out the real, non-Bantha-poodoo 2016.))

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Have you ever written a poem? If yes, what was it about?

I prefer the term "EPIC VERSE", thank you very much. And yes, I've been known to put a rhyme together now and then. Play your cards right and maybe I'll share some of my personal favorites...

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Which Christmas song freaks you out the most?

((Christmas Shoes.
I will now defer to Patton Oswalt to elaborate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY ))

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We know you inherited your father's good looks, but did you inherit his scream, too?

Wouldn't you like to find out.
/waggle

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Which of Murphy’s law(s) have you experienced?

Let's put it this way. I'm pretty sure I have Murphy and his whole family on my payroll.

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Do you hold some conspiracy theory? Tell us!

It's the funniest thing. Sometimes it feels like my whole life is out of my own control, like someone else is making decisions about what should happen to me and what I should do, like there's somebody up there pulling the strings who can't make up their mind, so one day I act one way, and another day I act another way, and my motivations are never really clear, not even to me, and so I just kind of do things because reasons. It's the weirdest thing, feeling sometimes like your whole life is a story somebody else is writing, and the somebody else isn't even a good writer to boot. It's the weirdest damn thing.

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Which dog breed do you resemble the most by appearance/character?

I'm more of a wyvern man myself.

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How will you celebrate your next birthday?

I guess we'll just have to find out next weekend, now won't we?

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What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?

The one you're getting me this year. CHALLENGE ISSUED. YOU HAVE EIGHT DAYS.

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Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Heh. Hehehe. Heh. This question is cute. Hehehehehe. Hah. Heheheh. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

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What is your most treasured possession?

My sanity, but hoo boy, some of my minions are working double shifts trying to relieve me of that, let me tell you.

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PAP your favorite accessory you are wearing right now.

That is most emphatically not my favorite accessory.

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What did you have for breakfast today?

Bacon-wrapped bacon with a side of bacon in bacon sauce.

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Have you ever pushed the emergency brake button aboard public transport?

If I'm on the zeppelin and I want to stop, I SAY "stop," and if the pilot knows what's good for them, they STOP.

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About Garrosh Hellscream:

Warchief of the Horde and author of The Warchief's Command Board blog. Son of Grom, slayer of Alliance, writer of EPIC VERSE, eater of lemon squares. Lok'tar!

Domination Point, Pandaria