To play me in the inevitable biopic? Dwayne Johnson, hands down. Not even a contest. (I mean really, think about it a second and tell me you CAN'T see him rocking Mannoroth's tusks and hitting the ladies with a /waggle. This is casting too good NOT to happen. #TheLadiesLoveGarroshButTheRockWillDoInAPinch)
What’s the coolest thing people can learn from you?
Bladestorm. Because Bladestorm is like the coolest thing a warrior can do, and I'm the coolest warrior there is, so really it's just about the math. TRANSITIVE PROPERTY, MOFOS.Plus I have trainees, so they literally SHOULD be learning that from me anyway. At least the ones that are warriors. The ones who aren't, well, I don't know what their damage is. Although @RuekieShaman kind of looks like she's Bladestroming when she's got too much kafa in her.
((The one where someone jumps out from behind the furniture and goes "Surprise! It's not 2017, it's 2016! Psyche!", because this whole past year was actually just a bad prank played by some jackass Time Lord but now we get to forget all about it and live out the real, non-Bantha-poodoo 2016.))
It's the funniest thing. Sometimes it feels like my whole life is out of my own control, like someone else is making decisions about what should happen to me and what I should do, like there's somebody up there pulling the strings who can't make up their mind, so one day I act one way, and another day I act another way, and my motivations are never really clear, not even to me, and so I just kind of do things because reasons. It's the weirdest thing, feeling sometimes like your whole life is a story somebody else is writing, and the somebody else isn't even a good writer to boot. It's the weirdest damn thing.