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Hail Garrosh! Much time has passed since our last correspondence, perhaps far too much than I would care to admit to. What is with all of these people pretending that they are me all of a sudden? I haven't felt the need to use feline incendiary therapy in a very long time, but this! This is a traves

Now see? THAT'S fucking T-Ford.
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Liked by: Sarlinia-Grace Starstriker Kell Bell Rakael Towers

Okay, I'll fix it. "Garrosh. Never have I felt such an undying urge to run my hands across your face and show you the love I've felt for all these years. Marry me?" -Tirion

Sorry, you'll just have to settle for your bromance with Eitrigg.
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Liked by: Sarlinia-Grace Starstriker

Why did you let Grom take charge? He's already got Warlords dropping left and right.

Look at it this way.
You ever go out somewhere with your parents, and at first you figure you'll drive the demolisher. Only when you do, you've got the old guy or gal sitting shotgun, and the whole time you're hearing about the pothole here, and the pedestrian there, and why are you going so fast, and why are we going this way, it's way faster if we take the Gold Road through the Barrens, even though you know perfectly well you won't make good time there because you have to go a lot slower that way, but what does your passenger care about that because OLD PEOPLE. And every time you go to take a turn it's the wrong turn, and why don't you take this shortcut here, and SPIRITS HELP US WHY ARE YOU GOING SO FAST.
And so finally you just pull over and let them drive, because seriously, even if we creep the rest of the way at 10 yards per hour, and you have to avert your eyes so you don't have to look at how they're all over the road, IT'S JUST LESS OF A FUCKING HEADACHE THAT WAY.
So yeah. That's why. Yeah, we're losing Warlords but at least I don't have to hear about my lead foot all the damn way to 6.1.

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Hi this is Tirion. I have a huge crush on you baby. <3

I know you're not Tirion, because you were way, WAY too concise saying that.

If you could go back and change one decision which would it be?

OH YOU MEAN IF I COULD GO INTO THE PAST AND CHANGE THINGS? WHAT A BRILLIANT FUCKING IDEA, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT

How do you even know Tirion all that well? You never seemed to talk when I saw you together...

HANG ON. ARE YOU TIRION? BECAUSE **THAT** WOULD MAKE IT ALL MAKE FUCKING SENSE

Is there anything you've ever done to try and stop Tirion from talking, and if so, what was the most dramatic?

...I'm really wondering why you SO damn insistent on not dropping the damn Tirion thing, and continuing to go on and on and on about---

Where did you go to try and escape him and where did you both end up, since you insist he follows you everywhere?

...ALL these Tirion-related questions in the span of like a minute...

What's the longest YOU'VE been stuck in a room with Tirion without being able to escape after asking a question?

Okay, so considering that you just sent...like...

Isn't Varian uglier than a bag of assholes?

+500 Garrosh rep for coining the phrase "a bag of assholes"
+1000 Garrosh rep for applying it to Varian
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Name 10 people that annoy you

NOW we're in business.
In no particular order: Tirion, Varian, Dontrag, Utvoch, fucking Varian, Vol'jin, Magatha, motherfucking Varian, motherfucking Varian's brat kid, that DEHTA hippie Archdruid Lather-on-us. And Varian, because fuck that guy.
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Liked by: Sarlinia-Grace Starstriker Saradora Ravenshaw

I'm the former owner of the red lace string and looking forward to sending you the assorted bra later.

Ahhhh, so YOU were that one...

Oh you sure will have. *wiggles eyebrows*

This is another one of those moments when "Who are you?" comes to mind...

Nice! You can start a collection of feminine underwear and sell them later. These things are pricey you know.

Also if I get any matching pieces between last time and next time, I'll know I have some recurring concertgoers.

Be careful because you might get bras thrown at you next time you'll sing. Even tauren-sized bras.

That's fine. I'll put them with the panties from last time.

My wife cooks delicious lemon squares and also who said I was human?

I haven't met too many tauren named Jeff.

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