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Garrosh Hellscream

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My name is Jeff, I am 45 years old. I enjoy golf, reading and bingo. I thought you and I could be friends.

My name is Garrosh. I am 35 years old. I enjoy lemon squares, writing EPIC VERSE, and ripping the spines out of annoying humans. So unless you've got a really killer lemon square recipe, I'm thinking we won't be playing golf Wednesdays.

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How much do you weigh?

7'2", 340 lbs of pure muscle.
Well, and bone.
And sinew.
And...other internal organs...spleen...um...kidney stones, and... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DAMMIT
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When will happen the next Musical Moment? It was - *breathes heavily* - so beautiful.

One never knows when I might get another tune stuck in my head. (I might possibly be persuaded to take requests while I'm at it...)
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NOBODY TELLS ME TO SHUT UP!! I'LL CRUSH YOU!!

Unless you're planning to sit on me, tubby, I'm not too worried.

Okay, what if you asked Tirion for directions? To a place that was literally across the road?

You know, I'm getting the sense that no matter what I say on this Tirion point, you're going to be like "No, really?!", so you know what? You're right. Tirion doesn't go on, and on, and oh, by the way, ON, every time he has something to say. I guess I've just been hallucinating all this time. My bad.

Why do people from Texas always have to wear those -stupid- hats?

What is this Texas thing of which you speak?

How does it take ANYBODY 8-12 hours to tell you how old they are!? Even if they thoroughly extended their vocabulary to the utmost MAX of syllables, it couldn't take more than 2 minutes at best!

And therein lay the magic of T-Ford.

Even if you go to bed and try and sleep?

You really are severely underestimating the lengths this dude will go to to keep yapping in your ear.

And speaking of "escaping the room in under six hours", can't you just leave? I mean, there's nothing stopping you from quietly slipping out when he's not looking.

He follows you, talking all the way.

What if you ask Tirion something that's NOT a yes or no question? What if you, say, ask him how old he is?

Then you're looking at 8-12 hours.

Who annoys you the most?

Oh geez. The list of candidates is a length one. There might have to be a tournament.

If you could defect to the "other side" (Alliance to Horde, Horde to Alliance), would you consider it? #Warcraft

Rakael Towers
Hi. Garrosh Hellscream. Evidently we haven't met.
[Reposted to correct an editing error the first time around that completely changed the meaning of the response. Oops. :-/ ]
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