((Since vanilla. I started playing about 8 months or so before TBC released.))
How many men have you killed?
Evidently still one too few.
So, you're saying if I don't ask my question I'll be crushed beneath it...what if I don't have a question? Do I get off scott-free?
Nope. Better come up with a question fast. Or else I'll crush you beneath your nonexistent question that you don't have. BECAUSE I BEND REALITY JUST THAT HARD.
The question is, what ISN'T the deal with lemon squares? AND THE ANSWER IS, NOTHING.((Real answer: around the same time I started the Garrosh blog, Edenvale over at the Gamer's Fridge posted a recipe for Garrosh Hellscream's lemon squares: http://thegamersfridge.blogspot.com/2011/09/garrosh-hellscreams-lemon-squares.html ... She linked them to me, I incorporated them into the blog and Twitter, and it just kind of took on a life of its own. Awesomely.))
I just had sex with your father.
That's not a question, but...go Dad? /fistbump @WarlordGrom
Is Wrathion just playing hard to get or is he really not interested in me?
Nobody is interested in you. You're like the anti-me.
What's your favorite Christmas cookie? Or holiday cookie, if you don't do Christmas.
My favorite kind of cookie is lemon squares. My favorite kind of cake, pie, and donut is also lemon squares. And if you're thinking, "But wait, lemon squares aren't a Winter Veil dessert", well FUCK YOU, LEMON SQUARES ARE AN EVERYTHING DESSERT.
Are you going to fight Kargath? He's doing the arena rp now.
((Seems like I missed it regardless, but... I'm not even sure what this is about. So, I guess not?))
Do you prefer long hair or short hair on girls?
Depends on the girl, really, but all things being equal, I'd go with long hair. You know, better for pulling. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T THINKING IT TOO.
What is your preferred method of travel around Azeroth?
(Teleportation doesn't count because it takes all the TRAVEL out of traveling!)
Do you wish you had nipple piercings like your dad?
Oh hell no. I don't know what the hell he was thinking on that one. All other considerations aside, in close combat, you're just asking for a really unpleasant turn.