Remus it's a wee wee, ok, always see things like that as a wee wee
-frowns- but people eat bananas and hot dogs....but I don't think eating a wee wee is very sanitary or healthy.... And I dun wanna see things like that as a wee wee ;A;
No Remus, it must be a little higher
-frowns- while I guess it kind of looks like a wee-wee but not really...I still think they look more like deformed feet.
Yeah they searched up naked wrestling and described the things you were doing and found it
I suppose then it would be as good a time as any to give them "the talk" and hope they weren't too badly scarred.
No Remus, it must be something on the bottom half of you
;A; I did say a foot....a really deformed foot with no toes.
But what if they bought the idea of wrestling and searched it up online then found out what you were really doing
If they searched up wrestling online I think we'd probably still be safe, if they wanted to know why it was done naked by us we could simply say "Well, this way we're even more prepared since normally you have clothes to shield you, but in this case while we practice we don't."
No Remus, it must be a body part
D: Umm...ummm....a really messed up foot? Orrrrr....an elbow maybe? If you like...cut off part of the arm above the elbow and then right at the elbow?
How would you deal with Keres then
(I'm assuming this is if he caught her sleeping with someone else) I'd be petulant and cold until she offered me something I can't refuse. -smirks-
Ummm okay? -squints at them- I guess they kind of look like cucumbers or pickles? Wait...aren't cucumbers and pickles the same thing?
What if you found Remus dead but he wasn't wearing any clothes
-glares- I hardly think I'd care whether he was dressed or not, I would be....broken. If he had been molested in any way I'd be sure to torture whoever did it first, before I killed them.
Was there ever a time you insisted Keres to "have it" with you but she says she's on her thing that you know
(*cough*bloodyconquest*cough* ...jk) Never insisted no, that pretty much...its a turn off, she gets a week long break or whatever.