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sehun, do you wanna turn into a werewolf now? like because you're the guy in the relationship so you wanna be able to protect jadzia and everything...?

i dont really want to become a werewolf, no. just because i happen to have a penis does NOT mean that i necessarily have to be the one protecting the one without it. she's perfectly capable of taking care of herself, as she has demonstrated on many many occasions lol. and besides, the transformation process is apparently awful, and possibly not even worth it considering i might go insane afterwards anyway...
[SEHUN]

okay so when the time comes,who's gonna propose to who? kyungsoo to jongin or jongin to kyungsoo? is sehun and jadzia gonna be the bestman and bridesmaid? :D

i don't think we really need to have a 'proposal' tbh. i mean, we just kinda agreed that we'll get married, we'll talk it over together, decide on a date and stuff. it'll be fine :) we're so casua lol
and we dont need a bridesmaid because we're not doing a huge ceremony, but i guess we could have them, though they would just be pointless titles. the best man man is supposed to take the grooms place if he doesn't show up? that would never happen with us, i can guarantee it, so it's not necessary :P
[kyungsoo]

HAHAHAHA of course you'd know who i am, jongin xD but anyways, i dont recommend beach sex coz like there'd be a chance sand would get into your eyes and damn that'd be painful. how about class sex? or bondage? would you & kyungsoo wanna try that? :)

I knew it. YOU FIEND!
Yeah, after thinking about it more, beach sex doesn't sound that romantic. I don't quite know what you mean by class sex? If you mean sex in a classroom that's a no because I don't fancy being expelled, but if you mean something else you're going to have to explain it to me.
Bondage sounds interesting, as long as Kyungsoo doesn't go crazy over it. Haha, I'd tie him up with a collar but I don't think he'd appreciate the joke.
[Jongin]

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so uhhh jongin,how did fucking against a tree feel? good? as good as you thought it'd be (since it WAS a kink you wanted to try and everything)? :)

¬¬ I feel like I know who this is...
It was actually better than I thought it would be. It was cold though, maybe we should've picked a warmer day to do it. Or like on a hot sunny beach. Nah, the sand would get everywhere. During the day? idk
[Jongin]

How does it feel to be the taller yet submissive one in the relationship Jongin-ah?

trust me: when Kyungsoo is in the room you do not feel like you are the taller person. It's just his personality I guess.
So it doesn't really bother me much...and I'm not exactly 'submissive' it's just during sex i happen to be the one who is penetrated. In day to day life we're equal, we bicker ALL the time. I'm not submissive really.
[Jongin]

can u write more taoris fics ^^

as much as i would love to (and i have ideas and plotlines and everything) i just dont have time atm (exams) im really sorry :( definitely after june tho, there will definitely be more then ^_^

Dont you feel scared Jongiiin? Kyungsoo is a werewolf after all. He might wanna eat you. Someday. One day. Who knows? Wink wink wonk

Um no, not really? It's part of the mating theory: he is literally unable to cause me intentional harm. So I'm not afraid ^_^
Oh wait you probably meant this sexually....well I'm still not afraid!
[Jongin]

kyungsoo,have your parents found out about how you've mated jongin yet? ;)

no, how could they have found out? or if they have they havent told me that they know yet...:/
[kyungsoo]

jongin ah,have you ever thought of dancing? :) it could be your new hobby! :D

I can honestly say it's never crossed my mind. Besides, isn't playing computer games enough of a hobby? Lol I once tried to do a sport - cricket- and it didn't go that well.
[Jongin]

sehun-ah, what colour do you think i should dye my hair in????

um, idk what you look like? so idk what kind of help im supposed to be with this...
if it's your first time maybe just go for a natural kind of colour? brown/honeyblonde etc?
[SEHUN]

kris!!!!!! what's you favourite gif? a funny one maybe? or perhaps your fav gif of yourself? xD

im so sexay
[kris]

b-but...jadzia,i'm a guy!!!! i know nothing about makeup tho it sounds lyk a good present to give.she's a fan of nature republic,tho.THAT i know. >< so what should i buy for her in a makeup store???i'm scared i'll buy her 'the wrong shade of powder' or something and just waste my money - -"

how about being straightforward and just asking her if there's anything she wants for her birthday? she probably wouldnt mind (。・ω・。)ノ♡
and there are surely vouchers you can get, right? so she can just get what she wants to?
[jadzia xx]

oh so you two prefer vibratos,then? O:) p/s: sounding actually feels good, you know~ just saying ;)

i have absolutely no fucking idea ive never used one, wouldnt know where to get one or anything :O
whatever you say i have no interest in shoving anything inside my cock ok
[kyungsoo]
Potentially? I mean, speaking from zero experience, i guess a vibrator wouldn't be THAT different from a, um, penis, right?
Still leaning towards no, but I guess I could try it one time....and see what happens.
[Jongin]

dear kaisoo,which one would you prefer; a vibrator or a sounding? :)

you guys are such pervs why do you wanna know so much about our sex life, huh? HUH? nasty nasty people
...OMFG I JUST LOOKED UP SOUNDING AND THATS WHEN THEY PUT A STICK IN YOUR COCK??? NO THANK YOU!!!
[kyungsoo]
I'm with Kyungsoo on this one 0_0 nothings going inside my dick than you very much.
[Jongin]

do you ever get tired of fighting with other wolves who tresspass your land all the time,Kyungsoo?

yes all the fucking time. omfg it was almost fun the first time but then they kept trespassing more and more and they just wont fucking get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
idm jadzia so much anymore, it wasnt her idea to try and STEAL LAND THAT DOESNT FUCKING BELONG TO HER but still shes an enemy atm because she still associates herself with her dads pack, but not for much longer i think now that she's seen our side of it
[kyungsoo]

my sister's birthday is coming up and idk what to give her as a present.you lot have any ideas??? ><

idk i dont have any sisters or girls that age (assuming fairly young? like below 20?) that i would give presents too
chocolate....actually no shell accuse u of trying to make her fat or something idek
[kyungsoo]
CD? itunes voucher?
[Jongin]
do you know what kinds of things she likes? you could go the cosmetics route: eyeshadow, lipstick, nail-polish (◍•ᴗ•◍) or if you know her size you could buy her some clothes? that might be a bit expensive tho, and if you dont know what kinds of things she likes that could go horrendously wrong lol
you could make her a card (‘∀’●)♡
[jadzia xx]

Why do you think you are the bottom, Jongin?

WHAA-
First off this is an equal give-and-take relationship! so I'm sure ill get to top...at some point! >:(
Secondly, I bottomed for the first time because Kyungsoo's canine part had (allegedly, I'm not sure I believe it) taken over. That and Blaidd had been badgering him about how to do it up till that point.
So, in conclusions: I'm not THE bottom, I bottomed ONE TIME omg.
[Jongin}

sehun,have you taken jadzia to any bubbletea dates? :D

maybe...:D
they were fun tho and jadzia is so cute >< she'd never had bubble tea before i took her so it was funny watching her reaction to the bubbles haha <33 xxxx
[SEHUN]

what's your hobbies,everybody? :D

Um...my xbox is still my weakness lol
[Jongin]
i dont really have one like jongin does, even though im actually better at gaming than he is. jongin is rea;;y bad lol. ummm i used to collect those little car things? hot wheels or whatever. but i threw most of them away now
[kyungsoo]
Instagram and football: i play for the girls team. Yeah im not afraid to get dirty ( ˘ ³˘)❤
[Jadzia xx]
i dont really know if it counts as a hobby but like...i go out with my friends (except jongin the antisocial twat)
[SEHUN]
i really like history actually. mostly things related to monarchy (my secret is now revealed)
[Kris]

can anybody give me a tissue? ><

what kind of fucking question is this??
yes im just going to hand you a tissue across the realms of the internet, you should receive it any second now
no
[kyungsoo]

but kyungsoo,i'm a guy... >< and i cant even talk to her without tumbling over my words,how am i supposed to flirt with her?! oh but she laughs at me and the stupid jokes i make with my mates (if she overheard) tho so is that a good thing or?????

oh oh ok im sorry D:
i would say yes, thats a good thing.
a good place to start would be eye contact! look her in the eyes if you can, and just smile at her sometimes. and talking to her is good to, if you can, but i know that might be hard if youre in a group already. but yeah, smiling, eye contact...talking little by little :) i really hope this helps
[kyungsoo]

i used to have a crush on a girl who became my best friend during middle school.its been a while since we talked and now i'm in my last year of high school,we ended up in the same class.i cant help but notice her and her cute quirks.she's still as awesome as she was years ago.ummm what do i do?? ><

i have thought long and hard about how to answer this (i mean, im hardly a love guru am i lets be real) but i think that the best way of going around this (assuming ur a girl, correct me if im wrong) is subtly saying things like 'don't you think (female pop star?) is hot?' and seeing her reaction. maybe you could ask her opinion on lesbian relationships as well? i know its a bit of a difficult topic to get into a conversdation, but its worth a try, right?
ok im sorry this is why people dont ask for my advice
[kyungsoo]
Try flirting with her, it's easy to play off as a joke if she doesn't like it. That should work no matter what kind of person you are, right?
[Jongin]

jongin,why are you so shy???

┗(・ω・;)┛ I don't know? Not everyone can be super confident, right? There isn't really a specific reason, no traumatic experience, nothing like that. It's just my nature...
[Jongin]

kyungsoo,have you ever encoutered other 'mythical creatures' besides your own kind? is there any in your territory?

not that i know of, but then as wolves we go to great lengths to keep our identites hidden, you know? so id be surprised if there were another type of so-called 'mythical creature nearby, but id also be...not surprised...
[kyungsoo]

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