YOU HAVE GROWN A BEARD. ON A SCALE OF AWESOME TO BADASS, HOW FUCKING RAD IS THIS?
SIGN ME, WWE
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YES YOU ARE NOW JACK BLACK. ENJOY YOUR NEW RIGGA GOO GOO RIGGA GOO GOO LIFE.
HELLS YEAH
THIS SIGN IS AN OCTAGON
THIS SIGN IS AN OCTAGON
LONG TIME AGO, YOU AND YOUR BROTHER KYLE HERE, YOU WAS HITCHHIKING DOWN A LONG AND LONESOME ROAD ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE SHINED A SHINY DEMON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND HE SAID "PLAY THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD, OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL (SOUL)" WHAT DO YOU DO?
CRY BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT. BUT WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN I AM ACTUALLY JACK BLACK?
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WHO WOULD WIN IN A TRIVIA CONTEST, ZOMBIE BIGFOOT OR ROBOT LOCH NESS MONSTER?
ASSUMING PROBABLY ROBOT LOCH NESS BECAUSE ZOMBIE WILL ONLY THINK OF BRAINS, AS THE ROBOT HAS SOME SORT OF THOUGHT PROCESSES, ALBEIT MAYBE ONLY ABOUT TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE.
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YOU WAKE UP TO FIND YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY CALCULATORS. WHAT DO?
DAN LOOK I CAN MATH NOW!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A CALCJOB
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THE LICH KING HAS JUST BEEN ELECTED THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. HOW FORTUNATE ARE WE?
FUCKIN' A. MAYBE SHIT WILL GET DONE NOW. YOU KNOW, UNDEAD ARMY AND ALL
What is it you most dislike?
People.
What do you look like when you wake up in the morning?
My hair generally doesn't know what the fuck but other than that not too terrible usually
Shall we look for love, wait for love or forget totally about it?
Love is overrated and you should live in the moment. This is advice I do not adhere to and I should.
What are your favorite junk foods?
kinder country bars from the import store. they're expensive but worth it.
What can spoil your day?
every little thing... Seriously. As a person with an anxiety disorder, almost anything can ruin your day. Current thing ruining mine is the fact I leaned up against an open file cabinet and now I have this black streak on my jeans that I have to deal with until I get off work, as I only have one pair of jeans that I deem comfortable enough for work. I can wash them when I get home but then I have to hope that they dry before the next day and I don't go anywhere after work either.
Other things that fuck my day up can be EXTREME HEARTBURN FROM HELL, ~girl~ problems, being sleepy, and worrying about everything ever.
Other things that fuck my day up can be EXTREME HEARTBURN FROM HELL, ~girl~ problems, being sleepy, and worrying about everything ever.
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OKAY, ONE LEGGED JOHN CENA OR RULE 63 RANDY ORTON? YOU CAN STILL KICK OUT AT 2.
RULE 63 RANDY ORTON, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SIZE OF HIS BOOBS?
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WOULD YOU RATHER BE A ONE-ARMED JOHN CENA OR A BLIND THE ROCK?
BLIND THE ROCK BECAUSE I'D GET MORE SYMPY
What time do you usually go to sleep?
An actual sleep schedule???? who does that
How do you see yourself spending your time in your old age?
I will never get old I'm going to stay 27 forever - this does not mean I will die, I will just never age anymore.
BUT A PINEAPPLE HAS A CRAZY HAIRDO. YOU COULD TOTALLY DO SOMETHING WITH THAT.
HMM THIS IS TRUE, AND I LEARNED FROM LITTLE NICKY THAT YOU CAN PUT THOSE UP PEOPLE'S .... PLACES FOR MAXIMUM DISCOMFORT
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YES, YES IT WAS A FOLLOW UP. I "UPPED THE ANTE," AS SOME WOULD SAY.
WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT A HAT? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
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WHAT IS JBL'S HAT WAS FILLED WITH FIVE DOLLAR BILLS AND PAGES FROM HIS WIFE'S BOOK?
IS THIS A FOLLOW UP TO EATING IT
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AS A SIDE KICK, A PINEAPPLE OR A COCONUT?
I COULD PROBABLY HURT MORE PEOPLE WITH A COCONUT
Post a picture that makes you proud of your country?
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WOULD YOU RATHER EAT JBL'S HAT OR JR'S HAT? (NOTE: YOU CAN COVER JR'S HAT WITH JR'S BBQ SAUCE, IF YOU SO DESIRE)
GUESS JR'S THEN, DAT BBQ
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WOULD YOU RATHER BE BROCK LESNAR OR GOLDBERG IN THAT WRESTLEMANIA 20 MATCH?
WOULD RATHER BE SOMEONE IN THE CROWD WISHING THAT SMARTPHONES HAD BEEN INVENTED
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LASER EYES GOAT
WOULD YOU RATHER EAT A CLOWN OR A MIME?
I WANT TO EAT THEIR ILLEGITIMATE CHILD, THE COLORFUL MUTE DUDE
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NARCISSISM? LONELINESS? MY_LIFE.AVI?
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