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Dear KZ: Why is Ape so angry all the time? have you tried delivering him therapy? I think that would be a good idea. Crappfuly yours, Rapman Jingles, NY

Last time we sent him to therapy the doctor just cried halfway through the session and refunded our money. It was weird.
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dearsfoodnuggetshit: in my kidney. Put it in me. Its a good life. taste my sweat. develop cancer. its a good zodiac night. mumble more, grunt less. you'll never be the best. Bend over, Kalonzombie. I want to cut you in half

This is the weirdest fanfic I ever read.
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If you were to get a tattoo today, what would you get and where would you have it placed?

I would get a tattoo of my dick on my dick.

Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?

Snow suit in the desert because I can always take that shit off what the fuck question of the day.
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I don't think ur LPs are dumb .-.

that makes one of us hahahahahahahaha
All kidding aside, thank you. I appreciate people who enjoy my LPs.

If you could eliminate any word from the dictionary, meaning no one can ever use it again, what word would you choose?

Any word aside from moist. Just to piss people off.
Nah I'd probably choose a horrible slur.

Have you ever broken any bones? If so, how many and which ones?

Thank god I have never broken a bone because I'm a whiny pissbaby who can't stand pain.

In which city you would like to live?

Any of them that doesn't have too high a murder rate, to be honest. New York or Seattle would be nice.

What's the strangest thing you own that would fit in your pocket?

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I don't own many strange things that small so I'm going to say probably a keychain or something.

What's your favorite pizza topping?

The screams of the damned. Or green peppers and onions in a pinch.

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