what makes you jealous?
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why not smell your lovers briefs/boxers?
Ew no I don't think guys are as clean as women because they sweat and who knows what else. Plus women aren't like yeah I really love the smell of dik but men seem to like the smell of pu$$y. Not that I have any desire or plan to smell boxers regardless.
why is that creepy?
It's perverted.
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why do guys like sniffing a womans hair?
Because they're weird af and apparently don't smell as good. Better than sniffing panties though. That's extremely creepy.
last time you went to a dentist?
Two years
yellow from wut?
From coffee? Idk
how do you keep them white?
They're kind of yellow? I just brush twice a day and use tea tree oil mouthwash
are your teeth perfectly straight?
No
ever had braces?
For three years
what would happen if you dont shower after a workout?
There's no way I wouldn't
when do you shower and put on new clothes?
the morning usually. yesterday i took two showers bc of an unplanned workout
research about what?
ELL students
whats your tuesday gonna be like?
so far coffee and shopping and a little bit of work. the rest of the day is dedicated to a research assignment
do you tan?
i don't really tan. i just burn because of my fair skin. i'm not trying to get skin cancer anyway
trying to break in?
i went downstairs to the basement and heard knocking on the wall behind a door. my cat was staring at the corner the sound came from with her back arched like she was scared. so i was like wtf im getting out of here. i left the front door unlocked but i didn't realize until after all this happened. so that made me even more scared.
about what exactly?
an intruder
what happened lastnight?
i got paranoid
ever woken up in a Awkward position?
My arm goes numb if I sleep on it
last time you were scared to death?
Last night
longest you have drove somewhere?
Only three hours by myself
What's your favorite perfume?
i like vanilla scents
Share something you're grateful for today.
a kitty who's attached to me and cares when i'm gone
What's something that everyone should do every day?
tell someone they love them
What sport do you do?
tennis and ice skating
What made your day today?
the starbucks cashier was happy i had exact change. i felt appreciated for once. sad ik lol
What's the first thing you check when you turn on your computer?
all my email accounts
Where do the happiest people live?
six feet under
What can you do to make this world a better place?
spread kindness and understanding instead of hate. im looking at you, homophobes
What’s the best way to learn a new language?
immerse yourself in it completely
What hairstyle looks best on girls?
just wearing their hair naturally
If you were going to do karaoke tonight, what song would you sing?
i'm down for any song but no one ever wants to do karaoke with me
what do you see when you're tripping out from it?
alice in wonderland. the white rabbit and i break dance on the picnic table and the mad hatter and i go around town fuking sh!t up cause we crazy as all hail
Have you ever asked someone else to quit smoking?
yeah they always say no but at least i tried
Close up of your flawless face?
nothing about me is flawless. my face just broke out so it'll have to wait.
What was the last restaurant you went to?
Mia Bella in Little Italy
do you photoshop your pictures or are you comfortable showing your self flaws and all?
I don't even have photoshop nor do I know how to use it. Any picture you see is what it is. Only flaw I go crazy about besides my body is a pimple here or there which I cover with a little foundation.
what happens exactly?
You get high from the bildo. Or the dong.
a dildo bong? what is that like
It's trippy af
what is the weather usually like where you live?
7 months of winter and 5 months of summer
do you still have it?
yes but i carved a hole in it and now i use it as a bong
favorite type of weather?
70-75 degrees and sunny. not too hot, not too cold.
why would a child have a dildo?
bc it's a toy
that is insane why would you have one that young?
Wait you didn't have one? It was like a mini pogo stick ya know
had a dildo as a kid?
I was ahead of my time
What was your favorite toy as a kid? PAP
my dildo
when did you realize you had mouth skills?
I've always known
something wrong with him?
I think he just doesn't like me lol
is it him or you or just both?
Idk when I try to talk to him he ignores me half the time so I gave up
yes?
It does
does it bother you?
That we don't talk?
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