If you could travel the world with only one person who would you take?
Nobody. I like to travel by myself.
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Have you ever been in love?
Unfortunately.
Do you have phobias?
Yes. I have pogonophobia.
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What is something that is "uncool" that you do anyway?
Feminism.
What is your definition of pure happiness?
What or who motivates you to get out of bed every morning?
The need to exercise.
What do you want to know about the future?
I don't want to know.
What is the one thing you want most in your life right now?
A new pair of shoes.
Which movie do you think is overrated?
Mad Max: Fury Road. I really wanted to like it, but there was too much mindless action and not enough character development.
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What do you do if you can’t sleep at night?
Argue with people in my head.
What's the nicest thing anyone's done for you?
Picked me up sight unseen and drove me all the way to Texas. And back.
What is the purpose of life?
To wreck the planet. We're doing a great job.
How to find true love?
I don't know if 'true love' exists, much less how to find it.
What do you believe happens to us after we die?
Hopefully we don't end up in a morgue with a creepy necrophiliac worker.
Do you think there is life on other planets?
Yes, and it's seen our TV transmissions, and is tactfully avoiding us.
What is your best feature?
I have thumbs that curl backwards. Go me.
How do you usually express your emotions?
In the most destructive way possible.
What makes you wake up each morning?
Cat(s) jumping on me.
What country's foods do you like the most?
I love traditional Polish food.
What is the most pointless invention?
Television. It's a tool for mass indoctrination.
What are your favorite subjects to talk about?
Art and feminism.
What's the worst place you have ever been to?
It's a tie between Moldova and Romania. Probably Romania.
What will the future be like?
The earth will be consumed by the expanding sun.
What would you most like to do if money were no object?
Travel everywhere.
What do you look like when you wake up in the morning?
You really don't want to see.
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What topic of conversation do you consider boring?
Talking about sports puts me to sleep. I understand why people play sports, but not why they watch them or talk about them.
How can you change the World?
I can't, unless I get together with a lot of other people who want to change the world too.
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Do you tolerate heat or cold better?
Cold.
Are you ready?
Never.
Today is World Environment Day! How do you plan to make a positive impact on our Earth?
I didn't use plastic bags today. I know that doesn't sound like much.
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If you could pick an eye color what would you choose?
Green.
What do you do to entertain yourself?
Think of all the ways my ex-friend is wrong; their number is infinite.
Is global warming real? What do you think will happen?
Yes. We'll all drown, unless the seas boil away, in which case we'll die of dehydration.
Do you have a blog?
Yes. I have two. One is http://exiledstardust.wordpress.com, the other is http://www.mkhajdin.com/blog
Who is your biggest mentor?
I don't have one; I've basically mentored myself.
Who was the last person you gave a gift to?
An ungrateful bastard who shall remain nameless for now.
What topic of conversation do you consider boring?
Anything involving sports. I do not understand the point of sports. I suppose I can understand why people enjoy playing them, but I cannot for the life of me understand why people want to watch other people playing them. I'd rather watch paint dry.
What are your bad habits?
I ruminate too much, and my bathroom sink could be a lot cleaner than it is.
If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose?
Pale blue.
What is in fashion today?
Would you ever get a piercing? Where?
Nope, and nowhere.
What would animals say to us if they could talk?
Mine would say, "Feed me, human." and "Get off the bed, human, we want to lie on it."
How did you meet your best friend?
He saw me getting off a train and said hello.
Post a picture of your bed!
Do you prefer to travel by train, bus, plane or ship?
Train is the best. There's room to move, big windows.
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What do you do to entertain yourself?
Go over past arguments in my head, imagining that the other person is there and I am making brilliant arguments to totally prove them wrong about everything.
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Post a picture of your angry face!
Who was the last person you met today?
The pizza guy.
Are you ready?
I'm never ready for anything.
What do you do when you don't know the answer?
Try to figure out what the answer is.
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