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How often do you change your hairstyle?

never
i usually wash my hair like once a week if ic an get away with it i think that says enough about me and my relationship with the fuckcluster that is my hair
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What is your most played song at the moment?

crazy feeling by lou reed probably ahhhh
i liKe that song i like it when lou tries 2 sing romantic songs its sort of funny sometimes thO BUt still the whole coney island baby album is filled w/ lou reed saying things like "im just a gift 2 the women of this world" so i relate 2 that album on a very SPIRITUAl level
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If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would you choose?

i guess since he just died this sunday lou reed
im really fucking bummed out over his death still and it all fucking sucks woah
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r u calling mE an egg???? ////_- I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo(keyo).
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If you could only see three people for the rest of your life who would it be?

can they b fictional characters, figments of my imagination, goetic demons or dead occultists y/n???
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but im swagalicious lol

wtf u swagist fuckw hat is wrong with u how dare u use a word like that fuck u fuck ur mom fuck ur pet chinchilla but most of all fuck your bigotry how could u fucking even say something like that u sick fuck
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Do you think that there are any topics that there should be more movies about?

yes,,,,i think there should be more movies about me
this is a sacrifice i'm willing to make 4 the greater good of mankind
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What great quote would you like to share?

“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.”
no but this is one of my favorite quotes of all time from my favorite book of all time so there u go
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Which is the most delicious food for you?

Not you because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What's the longest you've waited in line and what were you waiting for?

the longest line i've waited in was the line at ax: 2011
i was waiting 2 get my ass inside of the convention center and do conventiont hings idk that was my fIRSt con
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X33 im so embarassed to say dis...but...i think i luff u xD nyeh /)_(\ kawaii animes

O_O d-demo,,,if my fatha was 2 find out that,,,wa,,watashi,,,was,,,,,was,,,,wiff a,,, >.> u know...a....<.< b-b-b-b-bANANA! >_______<
g-gomen demo...hed b vry angry..d-desu.. DX
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