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Arceus, strongest Pokemon in the galaxy
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Apki behan k mobile main parhi hai.
imitate ghalib khalil yo
One simply cannot imitate legends, yo
People you may like
Anyway. 25 years k ho. Ask me kya kre ho? :p
Q bhai 21 k baad ask haram hojata hai? :[
fansign bana dey na aek bhai xD
#chooti-umer ki shadi
#baap k samne zabaan?
#baap k samne zabaan?
hellooooooooooooooo you are fineeeeeee :pppp
Kiya hogaya hai apko behan?
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#be-proud
imitate meeeee
Marhaba marhaba, ruhaba ruhaba
1. Changes dp after taking too many selfies
Asks for a fan sign immediately
2. Random anon: "BC.. teri maa ki... teri behan ki... etc etc"
R: "Unitck and i will bathe in your blood" :)
3. Random tharki: "Figure kiya hai"? ;)
R: writes the definition of figure
4. Random chutiya: "Saali maili"
R: "par main to rozana lifebouy sai nahati hn" :(
5. Random struggler: "please like my answers and dont post" :(
R: Likes his/her answers and doesnt post :)
A genuine sweet-heart.
Always a pleasure to stalk, we should talk
1. Changes dp after taking too many selfies
Asks for a fan sign immediately
2. Random anon: "BC.. teri maa ki... teri behan ki... etc etc"
R: "Unitck and i will bathe in your blood" :)
3. Random tharki: "Figure kiya hai"? ;)
R: writes the definition of figure
4. Random chutiya: "Saali maili"
R: "par main to rozana lifebouy sai nahati hn" :(
5. Random struggler: "please like my answers and dont post" :(
R: Likes his/her answers and doesnt post :)
A genuine sweet-heart.
Always a pleasure to stalk, we should talk
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Fansign Fansign Fansign?
#kiya hogaya hai noor
For potty's sake. stop making these badass fansigns. Ajeeb wailay insan ho
Fan-sign please? :3
#bechari
#aunty-mauf-kardain
#aunty-mauf-kardain
Fansign ? :3
#heroine-no-1
hi i like you sexy, fuck me?
Imitate me? :D
Hamza, take awf that shirt.
1. Random anon: "Your sketch is great, work hard"
Hamza: "I already am hard" ;3 (Porn star)
2. Random anon: "You're so amazing, what else you can do"
Hamza: "Some parts of me defy gravity" ;3 (Physicist)
3. Random dost: "Kheriat hai"?
Hamza: "Not well, anti allergic injections lagay hain"
dost: "Kheriat, hai"?
Hamza: "Teri ama ki wajah sai" (Diagnosis expert)
4. Random larki: "You are so hawt"
Hamza: "Parcel karwa lo bc" (Sales agent)
5. Random larki: "Mujh sai shadi karlo"
Hamza: "Apke abu k kitni milain hai" (Entrepreneur)
Har fan mola, coca cola. Sex banda hai yeh, and extremely urdu wala sarcastic. Harami banda figuratively speaking
1. Random anon: "Your sketch is great, work hard"
Hamza: "I already am hard" ;3 (Porn star)
2. Random anon: "You're so amazing, what else you can do"
Hamza: "Some parts of me defy gravity" ;3 (Physicist)
3. Random dost: "Kheriat hai"?
Hamza: "Not well, anti allergic injections lagay hain"
dost: "Kheriat, hai"?
Hamza: "Teri ama ki wajah sai" (Diagnosis expert)
4. Random larki: "You are so hawt"
Hamza: "Parcel karwa lo bc" (Sales agent)
5. Random larki: "Mujh sai shadi karlo"
Hamza: "Apke abu k kitni milain hai" (Entrepreneur)
Har fan mola, coca cola. Sex banda hai yeh, and extremely urdu wala sarcastic. Harami banda figuratively speaking
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What's hope?
The only thing left for a man who has lost everything
I'm bored. :(
Shadi karlo.
since you're doing imitations... ain nawazish hogi agar hummaray liye bhi aik karden...
Buht khubsorat hai, mera sanam,
West-indies jeetay ga, Khuda ki kasam,
1. Random ladies: "Wanna fertile my egg baby" ;)
Hamail: "Kisan urea ki bori leh lo"
2. Random boys: "Gay admi"
Hamail: "Bhai ko dur rakhna phr meray sai"
3. Random anon: "What should i do to get in your pants ;)"
Hamail: "Loose some weight fatty"
4. Gets bistified in fan-signs
Appreciates it and still asks for more
5. I hardly follow his posts.
Never forgets to like 5 to 6 likes every day on my page
One of the best guy on ask. He is the kama-sutra of sarcasm. His humor is dark and deep, and it takes time to understand his level.
Jo karay 100% safaya of mail
Name hai us bouy ka hamail
West-indies jeetay ga, Khuda ki kasam,
1. Random ladies: "Wanna fertile my egg baby" ;)
Hamail: "Kisan urea ki bori leh lo"
2. Random boys: "Gay admi"
Hamail: "Bhai ko dur rakhna phr meray sai"
3. Random anon: "What should i do to get in your pants ;)"
Hamail: "Loose some weight fatty"
4. Gets bistified in fan-signs
Appreciates it and still asks for more
5. I hardly follow his posts.
Never forgets to like 5 to 6 likes every day on my page
One of the best guy on ask. He is the kama-sutra of sarcasm. His humor is dark and deep, and it takes time to understand his level.
Jo karay 100% safaya of mail
Name hai us bouy ka hamail
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why do you love humail rizvi so much? I mean I like him too, he is a sweetheart, but what's the storey worth you guys? :)
Rishtay karata rehta hai.
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Your Urdu (*-*) is chamakdaar Teach me :'O
I was 7 years old when doctors diagnosed me i cant walk, i had iron rods around my legs which helped me walking around, i was bullied, tortured and tormented by other kids, perfect they were, while i watched if i can fit in them. Then this girl asked me to sit with her, her name was javeria. She was like an angel to me. One day while we were walking, kids on bi-cycle started to throw stones at me. Since i couldnt walk properly, it was painful. Javeria screamed "Talha RUN!" i tried but the iron rods were too rigid to lemme run. I started to take bigger steps. I could hear javeria voice "Talha RUN! RUN TALHA RUN" and my knee mustered all its strength and broke dem rods. I ran, like the wind and i never looked back.
So you see miracles happens in this world. We are too dumb to see it.
P.S Forrest gump sai pehlay ki story hai
Mazeed P.S. Answer to your question is "call me babez"
So you see miracles happens in this world. We are too dumb to see it.
P.S Forrest gump sai pehlay ki story hai
Mazeed P.S. Answer to your question is "call me babez"
Hey Can u give me 10 likes...i will give 30 back and follow u?
Yeah right.
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Meray aziz dosto, behno, bhayio, cheater, tharkio, chutiye, aur har kisam k lafango.
Aap sai guzarish hai k fan signs aur imitation meray liye utne hi important hai jitna sans lena. Please aik second main pachees hazar request bhej kar meray insaan honay ki tauheen na karain. Thora sa wait karain aur apki tamam tar requests ko entertain kiya jaye ga. Apke tawan ka behad shukria.
Apka har dm azeez
Talha Shahid
Aap sai guzarish hai k fan signs aur imitation meray liye utne hi important hai jitna sans lena. Please aik second main pachees hazar request bhej kar meray insaan honay ki tauheen na karain. Thora sa wait karain aur apki tamam tar requests ko entertain kiya jaye ga. Apke tawan ka behad shukria.
Apka har dm azeez
Talha Shahid
I want an imitation too. .-.
AYO GEE!! Akhir umrao ki mehfil main maham agayi.
1. Talha: "Maham lahore a raha hn"
Maham: "Main bhaag rahi hn"
2. Random anon: "Pap of your feet"
Maham: "No pap of paer, only seedhay seedhay faire"
3. Answers every question. KUCH B POCH LO SHE WILL ANSWER!! ORACLE HAI YEH ASK KI!
4. Compliments maham
"OMG SHADI KARLO"
5. Maham you're the best
"Tm hamesha hamail ko preference detay ho"
6. Maham: Fan-signs bana dai
Talha: Yaara kuch aur b mang lia karo
Maham: Acha physics parhay dai
7. Maham: Main bore horai hn
Talha: Acha
Maham: NACH BC!! paisay kis cheese k leh rahay ho
Maham meri un-declared asset hai, yeh woh larki hai jo buht chooti umer sai jawan hogayi hai.
Jispe fida hoye ham
Wohi hai hamari maham
1. Talha: "Maham lahore a raha hn"
Maham: "Main bhaag rahi hn"
2. Random anon: "Pap of your feet"
Maham: "No pap of paer, only seedhay seedhay faire"
3. Answers every question. KUCH B POCH LO SHE WILL ANSWER!! ORACLE HAI YEH ASK KI!
4. Compliments maham
"OMG SHADI KARLO"
5. Maham you're the best
"Tm hamesha hamail ko preference detay ho"
6. Maham: Fan-signs bana dai
Talha: Yaara kuch aur b mang lia karo
Maham: Acha physics parhay dai
7. Maham: Main bore horai hn
Talha: Acha
Maham: NACH BC!! paisay kis cheese k leh rahay ho
Maham meri un-declared asset hai, yeh woh larki hai jo buht chooti umer sai jawan hogayi hai.
Jispe fida hoye ham
Wohi hai hamari maham
Honey Singh > All your so-called musicians in the picture
Why are you even trying to convince me?
Imitate me, Ok :D
Meri cheeti ghar ayi, oh em gee, Meri cheeti ghar ayi, oh em gee.
1. Random anon: "How much you charge for a night?" ;)
Anum: "Jitni apki ami ghantay main karleti hain"
2. Random tharki: "Pap of your feet"
Anum: "Chaat lo haram zadon"
3. Random larka: "Kis kism ka larka chahye"
Anum: *Gives a long list everytime* (HEERA HOGA HEERA)
4. Duniya k har larkon walay shoq main aap anum ko saf-e-awal main payain gay
Cricket aur football to samad bond k nashay k tarha addicted hai
5. Called her lala of ladies
Anum: Best compliment ever :')
If you want to know a pathan lady, she is the perfect example. Has every essence of the pathan sweet nature and bisti power.
Jo kare anon ko badnam,
woh hai hamari anum khan
1. Random anon: "How much you charge for a night?" ;)
Anum: "Jitni apki ami ghantay main karleti hain"
2. Random tharki: "Pap of your feet"
Anum: "Chaat lo haram zadon"
3. Random larka: "Kis kism ka larka chahye"
Anum: *Gives a long list everytime* (HEERA HOGA HEERA)
4. Duniya k har larkon walay shoq main aap anum ko saf-e-awal main payain gay
Cricket aur football to samad bond k nashay k tarha addicted hai
5. Called her lala of ladies
Anum: Best compliment ever :')
If you want to know a pathan lady, she is the perfect example. Has every essence of the pathan sweet nature and bisti power.
Jo kare anon ko badnam,
woh hai hamari anum khan
Fansign please? :3
#bharam hai bhai
#SHAH GEE!!!
#SHAH GEE!!!
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