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I wish i could read algebra :(
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hamza k sath kia panga hy bro?
Hamza shahbaz? L admi hai
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Mian, Allah ki dua se aapko Lambhorgini toh mil hii jayegi
Meray aziz, dua k saath saath mehnat b zaroori hai. Allah nai auqat sai barh k hi nawaza hai. Main khud susti marta hn. I know cause iz guilt.
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Mujhe kiya parwa is duniya ki Main to hun nahi is duniya ki
Behan apna standard nichay lao, rishtay bar bar nahi milte
Facts that makes you sad?
1. Jo marzi karlun, gas ka bill 6500 sai kam nahi aye ga,
2. Pizza hut L ka L hi rahay ga
3. PML N ki achievements metro seh leh kar nihari ki dukaan tk hi rahay gi
4. Meri shadi aglay elections main hogi
5. Is mulq main koi international metal band perform nahi kare gay
6. Pindi bouys mutate hotay rahain gay
7. Veena malik aur amir liaqat phr sai ramzan warhain gay
8. Meri shadi main mera twin bhai khusray laye ga, (thats for sure)
9. I will only be loved on ask
10. Aglay 10 saal tk main mehran hi chala paon ga
2. Pizza hut L ka L hi rahay ga
3. PML N ki achievements metro seh leh kar nihari ki dukaan tk hi rahay gi
4. Meri shadi aglay elections main hogi
5. Is mulq main koi international metal band perform nahi kare gay
6. Pindi bouys mutate hotay rahain gay
7. Veena malik aur amir liaqat phr sai ramzan warhain gay
8. Meri shadi main mera twin bhai khusray laye ga, (thats for sure)
9. I will only be loved on ask
10. Aglay 10 saal tk main mehran hi chala paon ga
How quickly have you fallen in and out of love?
Bus kal hi aik larki sai pyaar hoya, baad main pata chala uski mangni hoi v hai.
#sedlyf
#sedlyf
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Out of the arsenal of epic chutyapay wali harkatain that you have done alongside your twin brother, which one is your favourite? ((Asking for your followers))
This is by far the best troll we ever pulled out.
It was the final exam of our semester, there was this teacher who never confronted us that we are twins or not. (otherwise every single teacher used to ask about us how we are twins and how we ended up in the same class) This teacher never asked us that we are twins and studying in the same class, we used to think he could be the badass motherfucker who knows that we are twins but he is too cool to ask us. Anyways i was sitting in my class in the front row and tayyab was sitting in the class infront of me. We both could see eachother but absolutely no way we could hear the sounds in our classes respectively. So this teacher comes in (He is a Lt Col in Army) and he sees me, like i raped his daughter. He said:
"What are you doing in this class? You were in that class a second ago" pointing where tayyab (my evil clone) was sitting.
I was like wtf doesnt he know we are twins? i was about to say something when he rushed to the other class and looked at tayyab as if he has raped his daughter. Then he came back, glared at me, then went back. He did this shit like 4 times, He said, out of breath:
"THERE IS SOME GUY WHO HAS THE SAME EXACT FACE"
I said calmly:
" I dont know what are you talking about"
So he checked my name, "Talha Shahid" he ran to the other class and checked tayyab's name "Tayyab Shahid"
He asked the same thing from tayyab and he was cool as ice saying he doesnt know me either.
He came back, almost crying:
"WOH TMHARA KIYA LAGTA HAI"
I said:
"He is just my look alike, strange isnt it"
He said:
"But you guys have the same last name"
I forcefully exclaimed:
"Oh, wow such coincidence"
The two class were laughing their ass off and the poor teacher was looking what the fuck is happening then i said "Sir we are twins and we are sorry for the trouble" He laughed and forgave us. He also gave us D in that subject, lol the irony.
It was the final exam of our semester, there was this teacher who never confronted us that we are twins or not. (otherwise every single teacher used to ask about us how we are twins and how we ended up in the same class) This teacher never asked us that we are twins and studying in the same class, we used to think he could be the badass motherfucker who knows that we are twins but he is too cool to ask us. Anyways i was sitting in my class in the front row and tayyab was sitting in the class infront of me. We both could see eachother but absolutely no way we could hear the sounds in our classes respectively. So this teacher comes in (He is a Lt Col in Army) and he sees me, like i raped his daughter. He said:
"What are you doing in this class? You were in that class a second ago" pointing where tayyab (my evil clone) was sitting.
I was like wtf doesnt he know we are twins? i was about to say something when he rushed to the other class and looked at tayyab as if he has raped his daughter. Then he came back, glared at me, then went back. He did this shit like 4 times, He said, out of breath:
"THERE IS SOME GUY WHO HAS THE SAME EXACT FACE"
I said calmly:
" I dont know what are you talking about"
So he checked my name, "Talha Shahid" he ran to the other class and checked tayyab's name "Tayyab Shahid"
He asked the same thing from tayyab and he was cool as ice saying he doesnt know me either.
He came back, almost crying:
"WOH TMHARA KIYA LAGTA HAI"
I said:
"He is just my look alike, strange isnt it"
He said:
"But you guys have the same last name"
I forcefully exclaimed:
"Oh, wow such coincidence"
The two class were laughing their ass off and the poor teacher was looking what the fuck is happening then i said "Sir we are twins and we are sorry for the trouble" He laughed and forgave us. He also gave us D in that subject, lol the irony.
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You're probably the coolest desi dude on ask. No over reacting to questions like 90% of the guys n' girls on ask. Big up man!
You're probably the only person i would beg to untick so that i could personally thank the fuck out of you. REALLY MEANS A LOT!!!
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Amazing story bro! Inspired me, real did! great job, you're an amazing person!
Thankyou so much ali, feels really happy to know that the story is inspiring people, :)
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amazing ask, man. I'm following you! also, I hope the story about the kid is true. real inspirational stuff. cheers
Thankyou so much brother, its an honor for me. Yes the story is true as much as my engineering degree. Cheers
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Cng ki line mai kharay ho kr kya sochte ho?
Agli baar sai pakka petrol dalwani hai.
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apki mehran kitna average nikalti hai?
Sb kuch nikal k hath main deh deti hai meri mehran ;___:
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oh man that was awesome :DDDDD wait, i'll spam you with likes :D
Dude you liked it, i am honored. I am not a like-whore but i do get hard sometimes, when i see likes, you know the little heart button. I watch porn.
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Who are your favorite people on ask?
I interact with very few people here, please no hate, fixed rate.
@javeriaamjad
The most booti-ful lady in the galaxy and all the galaxy known to man. She loves metal and meth, and is hawt, rare case, killer base
@fatima372
UK di kurri, hakeem di purri, halwa poori halwa poori. Bandi is naice, follow her gais
@NawabRafiq
Parho gay likho gay bano gay nawab. Follow him like him milay ga sawab
@ChayChaar
This guy needs no introduction, Jis pae karay sab vishwas, wohi hai hamaray waqas
@ShahShankSpeaks
Buht hi underrated boy hai, multi-talented but down to earth, dil main hai bus aik hi naam, mera dost ali shah khan
@sometxtmissing
Buht hi khubsorat nojawan, the guy who steals your girl while you're kissing, thats, ladies and girls, is aabi sometextmissing
@Nooreleyen
Meri twin behan, from another behan
@MahamNaeem
Funny, kayut, and extremely nice, i mean lethal when it comes to nice, sarh k rakh dai gi nicely nicely.
@vicky7d
Waqas dawar, Khubsorat, tasweer aur answers dono main, kabse lagayi hai teray liye aas, Kab karo gay mujh sai shadi waqas.
@bilalashr
Main kehta hn aik paragraph nazm hojaye:
Har larki k liye halal
Mera cute bhai bilal
bang bang, bangity bang
cant think anything filhal
All cute girls fallow him
Please no naughty sawal
Those who defy his awesomeness
Will face the inevitable zawal.
@javeriaamjad
The most booti-ful lady in the galaxy and all the galaxy known to man. She loves metal and meth, and is hawt, rare case, killer base
@fatima372
UK di kurri, hakeem di purri, halwa poori halwa poori. Bandi is naice, follow her gais
@NawabRafiq
Parho gay likho gay bano gay nawab. Follow him like him milay ga sawab
@ChayChaar
This guy needs no introduction, Jis pae karay sab vishwas, wohi hai hamaray waqas
@ShahShankSpeaks
Buht hi underrated boy hai, multi-talented but down to earth, dil main hai bus aik hi naam, mera dost ali shah khan
@sometxtmissing
Buht hi khubsorat nojawan, the guy who steals your girl while you're kissing, thats, ladies and girls, is aabi sometextmissing
@Nooreleyen
Meri twin behan, from another behan
@MahamNaeem
Funny, kayut, and extremely nice, i mean lethal when it comes to nice, sarh k rakh dai gi nicely nicely.
@vicky7d
Waqas dawar, Khubsorat, tasweer aur answers dono main, kabse lagayi hai teray liye aas, Kab karo gay mujh sai shadi waqas.
@bilalashr
Main kehta hn aik paragraph nazm hojaye:
Har larki k liye halal
Mera cute bhai bilal
bang bang, bangity bang
cant think anything filhal
All cute girls fallow him
Please no naughty sawal
Those who defy his awesomeness
Will face the inevitable zawal.
How often you fall for cute girls?
Not much, mostly because of the wet floor which causes slippage.
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apki kitni waste hai?
Meri buht waste hai, time waste, pani waste, petrol waste, paisa waste
#sedlyf
#sedlyf
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What would you like to see mankind achieve within your lifetime?
Gay marriages has gone legal in some parts, which is big i guess, for gays who are also MAN
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Dat dp tho :3
Teray mast mast do nain, meray dil ka laegaye chain
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hahah lol that was funny ∩__∩
Seriously sam, aap best ho. Thankyou
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Apki dp main kiya likha hai?
I know its hard but lemme help you. Please follow these steps one by one, i am sure it will help
1. Place your hand on the mouse attached to your PC/Laptop, if you are not using a laptop please place your finger on the touch pad, if you are using a phone place your finger on the screen.
2. Move the cursor of the mouse to the place where you see the display picture, now the methodology includes.
2. a. For user with mouse must direct the mouse to the desired location by sliding the mouse.
2. b. For user on touch pad, slide your fingers, index finger preferred, to the desired location.
2. c. For user on phone, slide your fingers, index finger preferred, to the desired location.
3. Press the Left mouse button if you are using the mouse or touch pad, or tap the screen if you are using the phone.
4. Wait for the photo to enlarge, if you have a 2mb connection it might take 2 seconds, if you have a 512 kb connection, it might take 1.456 seconds.
5. After the photo being enlarged, you can see the texts readable, if you still cant read the texts, you must consult an optician. else repeat 4 steps.
6. Thankyou.
7. Like all of my answers.
1. Place your hand on the mouse attached to your PC/Laptop, if you are not using a laptop please place your finger on the touch pad, if you are using a phone place your finger on the screen.
2. Move the cursor of the mouse to the place where you see the display picture, now the methodology includes.
2. a. For user with mouse must direct the mouse to the desired location by sliding the mouse.
2. b. For user on touch pad, slide your fingers, index finger preferred, to the desired location.
2. c. For user on phone, slide your fingers, index finger preferred, to the desired location.
3. Press the Left mouse button if you are using the mouse or touch pad, or tap the screen if you are using the phone.
4. Wait for the photo to enlarge, if you have a 2mb connection it might take 2 seconds, if you have a 512 kb connection, it might take 1.456 seconds.
5. After the photo being enlarged, you can see the texts readable, if you still cant read the texts, you must consult an optician. else repeat 4 steps.
6. Thankyou.
7. Like all of my answers.
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Chura liye hai tmne jo dil ko!
Gari na churana sanam :'|
sedlyf of a pakistani
sedlyf of a pakistani
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Yaar aap motay ho
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Apke dimple parhtey hain?
Yes, have proof
Kiya larke ko apni biwi ko nikaah main "khula" (divorce) ka hak dena chahye?
Bilkul dena chahye, bilkul usi tarha jaisay larki ko apnay shohar ko "chaar" shadiyon ki ijazat deni chahye.
Ooooo.... *snap*
No but seriously dena chahye
Ooooo.... *snap*
No but seriously dena chahye
Dude you're so funny, you look like my uncle xD
Dear diary,
Today i been uncle-zoned by anon.
Today i been uncle-zoned by anon.
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