Who makes you laugh more than anyone?
My twin, seriously its such a blessing to have a comedian just like you
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What exactly have you earned by using "ask.fm" ? :3
Zalalat
MERI BAISTI KERO BHAI -_-
Aap Liverpool k fan ho?
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Talha bhai, nudes?
The image you want to access is massively sexy to be uploaded
10 likes = 10 likes . You go first @MoizR
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?
1. Poland people are called polish,
like shoe polish (funny)
2. People of Holland are called dutch cause they are actually dutch before Holland was given the name,
dutch what the fuck? (Funny x2)
3. Finland people are called Finnish,
Like "hey peter, finish your report on Finnish" (funny x3)
like shoe polish (funny)
2. People of Holland are called dutch cause they are actually dutch before Holland was given the name,
dutch what the fuck? (Funny x2)
3. Finland people are called Finnish,
Like "hey peter, finish your report on Finnish" (funny x3)
What famous personality do people tell you that you most resemble ?
Myself. Ha
*puts sunglasses likes a boss*
"Koi hai jo is andhay ko road cross kara day"?
*puts sunglasses likes a boss*
"Koi hai jo is andhay ko road cross kara day"?
like= some likes if their profile is worth? :') And a compliment maybe? :') Stay blessed.
first 2 likers can get 15 likes and rest will get 2 ??
Hahaha
3 likes+follow for first 10 likers Plz plz
Shaheen in tekken 7, now I can play with the power of my eman
Like my 10 answers and '@' for thoughts
Lol
like=follow. Follow back? :)
This is gold
Followed follow back maybe
like 20 = 20 likes ♥
Thank you so fucking much guys
First liker gets 10 likes, rest get 3? plz :)
pap of your fighter jets, helicopters, missiles, guns, ammo, military, country, claws, socks, fart, bulbasor, swordfish, air in your lungs, pillow, fear, MRI scan, CAT scan, left molar, blood, bone marrow, unicorn and the thing under your feet pretty please
Bitch these days, so demanding
http://ask.fm/KanzaNisar/answer/122648589835 ONE WORD: One word cannot describe your Awesomeness. :')
Haayee Allah zaida words describe karo na :(
*jumping like a little girl"
*jumping like a little girl"
Suggest a good funny movie? :'D Boring sunday. :3
1. Tropic thunder
2. Monty python and the holy grail
3. Hot fuzz
4. Airplane!
5. Khosle ka ghonsla
6. Balls of fury
7. Austin powers (all 3 parts)
8. The lego movie
9. The grand budapest hotel
10. The 40 year old virgin
2. Monty python and the holy grail
3. Hot fuzz
4. Airplane!
5. Khosle ka ghonsla
6. Balls of fury
7. Austin powers (all 3 parts)
8. The lego movie
9. The grand budapest hotel
10. The 40 year old virgin
I feel low man cheer me up please
How about a joke? There were two kids, Jason and billu. Jason was low one day so he decided he should go to Billu for counsel. He told billu. "Billu, my friend, its been ages since i have seen happiness. I forgot the sight of the sun setting, the sound of the water dripping, the touch of the breeze, the smell of the rose, the taste of strawberries. I have become a shadow and more i compel to seek light, darker i was thrown into the endless pit of my sorrow and grief. You're the only one i have come for counsel. Will you help me, my friend"
Billu took a deep breath, he took jason to his garden, he plucked a leaf from the tree and put some tobacco on it, he rolled it to a joint and then lit it up, and said
"Jaani, yeh pee, aik dm high hojaye ga
Billu took a deep breath, he took jason to his garden, he plucked a leaf from the tree and put some tobacco on it, he rolled it to a joint and then lit it up, and said
"Jaani, yeh pee, aik dm high hojaye ga
Now as the cleric Molvi Abdul Aziz has been found to have terrorist links do you think that Laal Masjid Operation by Gen. Musharraf in 2007 was right?
I supported back in 2007 and i still back it now. You can never ever take law into your own hands, whether you live in Mekkah, Madina, even your own house. They tortured the chinese massage ladies, they burnt music cd's, they did all sorts of mutiny against the Govt, and refused to appear before the judge. They have to face every consequences given to them. They brought it on themselves. And that burqa molvi is nothing but a big "LOL" to his own values and views which he used to deliver in Friday sermons.
What do you love most about yourself? :)
I entertain myself by answering funny stuff, its good to laugh at my own jokes. Aur koi hansta b nahi hai.
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someone please laugh ;_;
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someone please laugh ;_;
On the scale of 1 to 10. Ten being China ka maal. How durable are you?
I would probably be closer to Q-mobile noir when it comes to durability.
What irritates you the most?
People with forced accent. Just speak like a normal person. Basweer jaisi shakal bana kar English bolne sai behtar hai k banda chup hi rahay.
How long can you take to reply?
Sometimes seconds
Sometimes ages
Sometimes I don't fucking care. And this is most of the time
Sometimes ages
Sometimes I don't fucking care. And this is most of the time
Like=2 likes for first 20?
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