Don't you hate it when you're on the toilet going for a shit, then when you're done you go to whipe your ass but when you wipe your ass theres loads'a shit on the toilet paper so you end up whiping your ass for ages then you block up the toilet?
that's grim
If you had 24 hours to spend anyway you wanted, and money wasn't a concern, what would you do?
buy loads of alcohol and weed, throw a party and get smashed, but first id book a holiday to jamaica with sheraz :)