what house do you think i would be in?
Only the best, Gryffindor.
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R u a prostitute???
No, Dobby is a house elf, and spell check exists for a reason, my anonymous friend.
USE IT FOR ELFS SAKES.
USE IT FOR ELFS SAKES.
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skype???????
Doby is a house elf, do you think he trifles with such things as SKYPE? Besides, 'tis a muggle custom, using skype. And muggle technology does not work inside the Hogwarts boundary, Dobby must remind you.
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<3 - sent to everyone i follow, opinion on me?
Oh you're very pretty and you seem like you would make a lovely witch, if you came to Hogwarts (:
I'm not fake
Dobby can tell better jokes than you, just saying.
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No , nobody knows who I am
Yeah, well, in any case it was quite rude of you to make a page specifically to hate on an account you know is fake. It was also a waste of time. And a rather stupid choice, mind.
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Who is real Hermione O-o
Hey Dobby :) havent talked to you in a while. how have you been? how's Winky? what's new? x
Hello haha! (: Dobby's been alright, he should be returning to Hogwarts soon. Dobby has not kept up with Winky... he should though. He shall see her when he returns to Hogwarts. Thank you for attempting to catch up (:
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I'm not Caroline. And She's not fake
Yes she kind of is and oh we all know that you are (:
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Hey Dobby :3 #Followed
Hello @CarolineSayshey (yes Dobby knows you made this account)
We've established you're both fake now kindly go take a long walk off a short pier.
We've established you're both fake now kindly go take a long walk off a short pier.
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Do you remember your first friend?
Of course Dobby remembers Harry Potter (:
(@HarryPotter77 )
(@HarryPotter77 )
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Are u a virgin???? I think not!!! Rapist!!
Wow.
No, of course not. No one dies a virgin because life comes along and fucks us all.
No, of course not. No one dies a virgin because life comes along and fucks us all.
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Dobby never meant to kill, only to rape or seriously molest
*Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure! what the elf is your problem?!
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Anjali M
I bet you get all the ladies
Rolling they see me.
Hating they be.
Hating they be.
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Dobby!
'Tis my name. Socks are the game.
Wait.
Wait.
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If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?
Socks and of course, Dobby's knitting materials.
So he can knit some socks, etc. He's taken a leaf out of Miss Hermione's book.
So he can knit some socks, etc. He's taken a leaf out of Miss Hermione's book.
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Oh cool when will you come to Hogwarts<3<3
Sometime soon, I do hope.
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Where have you been you flawless perfect elf?<3<3
Roaming around, my flawless perfect girl<3<3
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So u make condoms in ur basement right??? May I please have one!! Btw thanks for being the best prostitute ever! Love ya!
Um.
Yeah, Dobby is not quite sure how to respond to this.
Yeah, Dobby is not quite sure how to respond to this.
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Does dobby rape for a living? Just asking..
Dobby cleans for a living actually.
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Dobbbyyyy i miss u :)
Miss Hermione! Haha Doby misses you too :)
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Hey Dobby
Havent we established you're fake?
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Dobby, Dobby, Dobby! x
Merlin's saggy left arse cheek is more real than you xoxo
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idk I'm hungry
Caah ♥
Galaxy Defender
You only answer famous people!! Never answer me! FUCK u!
Oi no ones famous on here
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idk I'm hungry
What is your biggest addiction?
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