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how do you know they are fake?

Well... just saying... Alli Simpson tweeted on her official twitter TODAY that she doesnt use ask.fm
That means a looooooooooooooot of people are fake.
All Dobby's gonna say.
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Who is the real Perrie? @Asktoperrie Got hacked and then Zayn said the real Perrie is @MissPerrieEdwards then he deleted his answers but I think @MissPerrieEdwards is fake... Her pics are old... PLZ tell me who is the real Perrie.?

Pizza
Dobby does not know. How would Dobby know? Never met Miss Perrie, have I?
Just because she uses old pics does not make her fake, though I'm not saying she's real.
The real question is, is that the real Zayn?
The world may never know.
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You called us fake, u lost us. Because of @callmeriz and he's fake http://ask.fm/CelebritiesRealAccount/answer/42484841141 We were your friends, WERE.....

Dobby never called you fake, @CelebritiesRealAccount
Though Dobby must ask you, have you ever MET ANY of these celebrities? And even in the small chance that you have, did you ask them what their ask.fm page is?
Be honest. No. This didnt happen.
YOU dont know for sure. So in truth, your account is pointless.
@callmeriz is Dobby's friend. End of.

Post a Pic of Sir Riz pls.

here's a lovely idea for you, you no good spammer of requests
(and consider yourself lucky Dobby is even answering you. Dobby is a free elf.)
go to his profile!!
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@callmeriz (what a delightful person)
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Ello?

Means hello
Dobby loves how directioners got a trend going to 1D worldwide and then beliebers tried to out-do them and make their own trend but it was not up there.
Why can't Dobby just pass out some rainbow and unicorn covered socks and we all just get along? :(

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Dobby the House-Elf
"If I ever become famous I'm going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be a part of my own fandom and I will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself and they would have no idea it's me" -a wise man said
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OMFG POST A PUNK PLZ...I WANNA FUCKNG KILL MYSELF...I LIVE ON ASK.FM TO TALK WITH THEM AS IM NOT ALLOWED TWITTER...IM SO SAD:(

A PUNK
Dobby hopes you are satisfied
He has posted a punk
Now, Dobby suggests you stop living on ask.fm
Rather bad place to live, what with it being a website and all

im gonna kill harry potter... i dont need good luck ;)

Okay.
So Dobby must say something.
In the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, when Harry first goes to the Leaky Cauldron and they show a scene in which the staff are cleaning up the main area, a grubby wizard sits at a table with a cup of tea and a book.
If you look closely, you'll see the book is a Stephen Hawking book, suggesting a higher level of education than the first impression gives.
Then you see he stirs the cup of tea by swirling his finger around a spoon. He uses wandless magic. Even Voldemort doesn't know how to do that.
PERHAPS THIS SERIES HAS BEEN ABOUT THE WRONG WIZARD THE WHOLE TIME.

HOW DO YOU KNOW DOBBY THE DOBSTER? HARRY IS REAL HE DOES THE WHOLE .XX THING HAHAHAH

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Don't you hate how some girls act like the boys?
Like, Dobby knows someone who hates spoons just because Liam does and loves chocolate just because he does.
And another who wears stripes just because Louis does.

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