why did you use google translate for you little scrotom nonse.
Because I'm not amazing at reading Japanese
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hey dylan, daniel and jack are on our geography trip in the city and we're in the apple store cuz we finished early! hi, jacks tellin me to ask a question so is he (jack) a douche? now hes telling me to put commas in the right place and shit so punch him for me if you ever see him
He can be when he corrects everything but he's a all round cool guy and edits for me :)
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Do you like watching musicals?
Yes
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Continued 3 - and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
At least it wasn't walk the dinosaur
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Dylan when i was a little boy my father would brutally lick me and then beat my sisters. But its ok afterwords he took us for some ice cream. Do you thinks its Osama's fault?
No, personally I would blame Gordon Brown or Barack Obama
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Graeme or Michael?
Also does Ai's voice really turn you on?
Seriously? No I just think his voice is awesome
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess?
Smooth as fuck mate, did you ask her if she wanted to she your transformer?
gingers have no soul
I agree
who do you lost?
Tammy, the girl I love
virgin?
Yes
how long is your dick?
Truthfully 6ish
Haha, you've answered 69 questions. Gonna do anything special for this occasion?
Yeah your parents are dead bud
EXPLOSIONS?
FUCK YES
Where will you go on your next trip?
Toronto and Florida with some of my best mates
Hi, I'm Daniel Jervis and I want to have anal sex with you non stop for 24 hours. Can we record it for Google Hammer? I'd love to be in the top-rated shemales. Everyone loves watching little try hard kids I've heard
As long as I get a shot at that tight virgin mouth of yours
Hi, I'm Daniel Jervis and I want to have anal sex with you non stop for 24 hours. Can we record it for Google Hammer? I'd love to be in the top-rated shemales. Everyone loves watching little try hard kids I've heard
Yeah sure
Dylan, I have to say that... well... If I got the chance I would brutally murder you with a shovel! :D Have a nice day! For now.
Thanks man, sure I mean there's only another 39 minutes so ill try mad enjoy it
Hi, I'm Jack Judd and I want to have full frontal sex with you. Can we record it for PornHub? I'd love to be in the top-rated gay porn. Everyone loves watching little emo kids I've heard.
Sure ill use my PVR
I just want to say Dylan, you are the funniest, nicest guy ever and sixth form with you is going to be awesome
Who ever the fuck this is I love you
"Would engage in intercourse with me if offered the choice?" I sir, am Janiel Dervis Nah, just kidding. It's me, MintyPhaggot
I owe you for the edits so yeah sure, overly long haired fag
"Would engage in intercourse with me if offered the choice?" I sir, am Janiel Dervis
Oh yes sir I'd fuck your mouth so hard
Solve the Riemann Hypothesis. Do it.
Potato peelings?
Would engage in intercourse with me if offered the choice?
It depends who are you?
On a scale of -6 to donkey, how horny are you?
Cat
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