How did you come up with your username?
A lovely human once called me Elizabeth Bathory because he didn't believe I am 12 years older than he is. And I do so love bathing in virgins blood.
Latest answers from Elizabeth
Ever sucked befor?
Sucked? I've sucked things through straws and on lollipops and Popsicles if that's what you mean. I'm not a vacuum cleaner though.
What are you expecting from the new season of "Game of Thrones"?
Dragons, death, blood, sex and more dragons.
What do you look forward to most this year?
Bonuses and raises.
What is your vending machine snack of choice?
Chocolate anything. Nothing with fruit tho.
I'm Old Gregg, you fuzzy little man peach. Ever want to drink Baileys out of a shoe?
I've got a mangina!
What was the last song you sang out loud to?
Um... I believe it was defying gravity
What was your first paid job?
I delivered the penny saver. It was a small free newspaper that was mostly ads and coupons with the occasional free sample of laundry detergent or cereal. Once every 3 months they'd deliver a catalog. I hated it so much because you made 3 cents per paper and half a cent per insert. Samples were a whopping 5 cents and the catalogs 10 cents. On a good week I made $50. For 18 hours of work. Fuck the penny saver.
Would you rather snort a gram of pepper, or a live bee?
Fucking pepper. I'd rinse my nose out... A live bee sounds lethal
Do you follow your brain or your heart?
My heart mostly