I'm Old Gregg, you fuzzy little man peach. Ever want to drink Baileys out of a shoe?
I've got a mangina!
What was the last song you sang out loud to?
Um... I believe it was defying gravity
What was your first paid job?
I delivered the penny saver. It was a small free newspaper that was mostly ads and coupons with the occasional free sample of laundry detergent or cereal. Once every 3 months they'd deliver a catalog. I hated it so much because you made 3 cents per paper and half a cent per insert. Samples were a whopping 5 cents and the catalogs 10 cents. On a good week I made $50. For 18 hours of work. Fuck the penny saver.
Would you rather snort a gram of pepper, or a live bee?
Fucking pepper. I'd rinse my nose out... A live bee sounds lethal
Not unless I'm sick. Vicks Vapor rub on your feet with socks when you have a cold is amazing
Since his death in early 2013, have you ever found yourself wondering what Roger Ebert would think of a certain film? If so, which one(s)?
Oh how I miss him. I would love to hear what he thinks of all these remakes. I'm sure he'd have a field day. I'm also sure he'd be angry with the recent Oscars. RIP Mr. Ebert. Sorry we are coming out with shitty movies lol