What would you be doing right now if the internet didn't exist?
id be sleeping
What's your wish on a four-leaf clover?
A bottle of cognac, extra butter popcorn, one redbox movie, and a beautiful girl to keep me company. With that, I can leave this world a satisfied young man.
Tell the story of meeting a friend of yours for the first time?
Would you rather be in constant pain or have a constant itch?
pain, because ive gotten used to it.
Which do you choose truth or dare?
dare
The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?
door
What's on your bucket list?
skydiving
Crocs or Birkenstocks?
neither
What's the first thing you grab from the refrigerator when you're hungry?
stuff to make a sandwich.
Do you think dogs are really man's best friend?
No, dogs are treated more like honorable subjects. Dogs treat humans as gods...
What's your favorite font?
valencia or most cursive fonts
What are snails even trying to do?
eat moss, avoid french people and shoes.
What childhood story actually frightened you?
Coraline. my childhood was over once I read that.
You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
fights with my parents.
Post a picture of your derpiest derp face!?
😂
What tastes better than it smells?
alcohol 😋
What is your favorite brand of clothes?
Levi's
Cheetos or Doritos?
doritos. because mlg.
What is your weirdest "quirk"?
I dance when im cold. I guess that's weird.
What's your reaction to the words "We need to talk.."?
depending on who it is, theres a different answer.