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Is it true midgets have night vision?
Yes, but low definition. Pun intended.
How are we all your number one customer?
Because I've got the best interest in all of my customers
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I was bitten by a spider last month, can I still drink passion-fruit juice?
No way! Any contact with passion-fruit juice will result in infection in the bitten area and cause problems. May effect eyesight, thought process and urination without warning.
say you find one of your relatives covered in blood on the floor one day. it's 3am and you have no telephone. which do you prefer, blur or oasis?
Oasis - stop crying your heart out.
I'd like to summon Jesus, so I've made a sculpture out of bread, wine and lies; what incantation can I use to bring it to life?
The invertation of the 'our father' prayer.
I was bitten by a dog last week, can I still drink cranberry juice?
You have to wait at least two week after the dog bits you.
I'm trying to trace my relatives, could you suggest a good marker pen?
Sharpie
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Kelly
now why wouldnt they want to do that? :S
Because they feel inferior to me.
Which is your favourite brand of sparkling water?
Kristal
Why not? :( My body yearns for yours!!!!!
Pls dont eat me
http://ask.fm/GermainZammit/answer/109993865895#_=_ you might have given her/him a heart attack with the excitement ;)
He/she doesnt want to meet me :(
it feels like I started watching a soap opera half way through....what's all this about your gf letting you kiss other girls? I want to know how....
Lessons from monday to friday at 5pm. For more detail email on ControlYourGirlfriend@gmail.com
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Il-Ġgant
Rate pls https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/385015_419211354794203_1019694346_n.jpg
Lmao ..... No.
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Kelly
Lately my balls have been sagging quite a bit, can you give me some advice?
Keep them in a cool and dry place.
What is your favorite thing in your room?
The bed.
Are you loyal in a relationship?
Let's meet up and we'll see. ;)
would you leave your girlfriend if you caught her stealing your bacon?
I thought her not to touch my bacon already.
Would you like to suck my nipples? In my homeland, I am known as La Vache Qui Rit, and the milk of my breasts has fed many a mouth!
I would very much like that
Tan nejk e :/
But she still talks to me uekk... So she is okay right? Right?
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Kelly
What do u mean she left
I mean she was no longer in our presence.
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Kelly
Omg you're both so fucked up
As Isaiah said in the Old Testament, he who is not fucked up is being disloyal to the Lord our God, our creator and the maker of Heaven and Earth. In conclusion, harrs fil-mera tronga ghax wiccek fucked up.
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Il-Marfa
Was she ok with u kissing that girl
She just left, i think that means shes ok with it right.
lol you know your gf is actually very jealous but prob tries to hide it to act cool right?
She makes out with them after me ta make me feel the same way
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Kelly
can i have your haters pls? they're funny
"My haters are failues as human beings."
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