What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?
I jumped from 3 stair cases. The most dangerous part about it was that i had no Footwear on! ikr😎 #ThugLife👓🚬 #BeingDangerousToNextLevel 🔞And next time u dont Untick ill throw u in a bucket and drown u!
Excuse Me? At times? Hellowww👋. I never make Sense. 🙏 Who am i to make Anything anyways❓ GOD is the creator! ☝👐 But At times i make coffee☕. Would that be enough to Satisfy your needs Sire? And Aanndd Aaannnddd if You have the recipe for Some good Sense. Let me know. Would really appreciate you're support whole heartedly! *Pinky Promise*😊Did that make any sense? is That what u thinking now? 😐#REAL REASON why i don't make SENSE is, KITKAT would sue me for copyrights ! (Googled for you 😘. And was jobless too yes.)😳
This was answerd a while back by my little cousin brother by mistake *Lying*Honestly - Noo. Real is sleeping. Im his elder brother Fake! Myth - Yes I'm real. Coz some people's Dream come true they say! 😊 But i dont know who saw a Bad Dream. 😔#NoNegativeVibesHere #Made_In_Jaaapaaaaan_Kwaalety #Order Now for Discounts and Offers. #Call RIGHT NOW and get 3 Artificial Free. #100% Real. Money back Guarantee! ☺
Have a great month of the most Beautiful of the months. Hope u all have a blessed time and get showered with lots of love and Rehmat. Allah aap sabko Haleem khilaane lagaye (BARKAS ki specially). And May The Almighty Accept our Prayers! Dont skip on fasts. Specifically you. Yeaah. You only. The chubby one. U look cute though. Achhe kaama karlo. Roza lagra ye wo nayi bolne Ki Rehti btw! #Ramadhan_Kareem #Holy_Month_Mubarak رمضان كريم اخوتي وأخواتي.😊👋
If you got One option what would You be RICH OR FAMOUS ?? :D :D ((S.T.A.I.F))
Well basically. If u have Fame. U become rich somehow. Maybe slowly yet definitely. But if yo niggah ass rich. Then u can get to Fame easily. Unless u have bright ideas like me. This is literally a request for the rich people out there. Adopt me. Lets be famous Duuuuude. Please! 😭And moreover Fame isnt gonna get me expensive stuff that i need! So i guess i will choose Pepperoni toppings Pizza over anything every daamn chance i get. 😊#EnoughSaid #NoJudgmentOnPizzaGuyzYouStillReadingThisWorthlessShitWowGetALife. 😕*You Look Beautiful. Dont hate me*
Noo. Mai weekends pe Pizza Hut mai safaayi kartao. Ohris mai on Thursdays only. Morning shift! and im not answering any questions like these which are ticked. So dont wait for any answers! Tata. Tc 😊
"All the world's a stage, Andall themen and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances." - Shakespeare This Niggah totally had a different perspective. He was probably high while he thought of this one honestly! Coz this is hella deeeep. Like How everyone plays their roles on the stage and leaves. Daaaamn! #MissYouShakes #QoutesBeforeVotesP.S:- One of My BE(A)ST friend is trying to be another Shakespeare . Encourage him people! Show some love for CHEWBACCA 😊 \/\/
Hey!! Whare were you yesterday at 10:00 pm ?? Plz reply
OHH MY GOD. I didn't steal anything i swear! Maine kuchh nahi kiya. I am begunaah. Please. Believe me. And i was honestly out somewhere in Old city Roaming about places! If u saw someone ugly. Then u r absolutely right. It was me! :)
OHH BOYY! I knew it. I knew it right from the beginning that u had a little woman hiding inside of you. Sharam tameez nahi hai? khulle aaam aisa shareef ladke ku chhedta haule? Battameeeez insaaaaaan. Behuda Admi. #Gurde bech detao tumare ye harkata kare to. Pehleich naya joota khareedna hai! 😳
Okay! That "PLZ" got me. So these are the PICK up lines that i have been getting lately. that to from my Mother . 1. Pick Up that Garbage. 2. Pick Up the laundry? 3. Pick Up This stuff. 4. Pick Up your Standard! Always work ! *Umm. Hey. I know we strangers. But it would suck if it remained the same.*Keep it simple.👌
So this dude i have known from childhood right. And he is one of the best friends i have ever had. So the night before i left my hometown. We had a conversation i will never forget. This is how it went down! Me: What if someone gives me 100 million to shoot you in the leg? Him: Wtf? For real? Im waaaay too worthy than that u sucker! Me: Dude. what if? Him: If u serious. Then i guess first thing we would do is get my wounded leg done alright. And buy a huge Villa. And leave to miami. U and me and the Chicks dude. (Baby chickens he meant trust me)Me: (Emotional) Okay. then U shoot me too and we get 200 Million. Him: (All excited and happy) Ohh my god. I dont believe this. We are actually gonna be freaking Millionaires just like that. Me: Chill Niggawhh. I said What if! Could see his dreams collapse right then. And the deadly stare he gave was just unforgettable! 😂*P.s:- He doesn't have a leg now.*^^Answered from "The Villa"
How Would You Treat Your Special One/Dear One's, When You Meet For The First Time Or After Long Time?? 😋 2-3 Lines Atleast 😜 I Wanna See Who Describes The Best!! (Bored S.T.S.I.F)
>Meeting someone close after a long time. It feels amazing actually. Being far away from them and u miss them and blaahh blaaaahhhhh. So I try putting in loadz of efforts to be normal for the starting 1 minute. thats it! >Meeting someone for the first time and be like. #WITH GUYS :- Hey man. Wassup! How u doin? *Trynna be all decent and mannered*☺#WITH GIRLS :- Just kidding. Never happens. They run faster than the speed of light even if i just THINK of approaching 😔
Anything which involves fire and burning is not cool my friend. Unless its BBQ. 😄 Though most of the people must have started smoking taking it under consideration of being COOL. Not me though . But then its an addiction which CAN be withdrawn slowly. Its not a good thing to smoke you see. It's really harmful. Like really! P.S:- Sorry. thats all i could say. Gtg and Roll up to hit some herbs 😊 #Dope_Before_Hope_Yo 💨😍