Why would you use PornHub, when you can use RedTube?
Because PornHub has the "5-7 year old" Category
What apps do you mostly use on your phone?
PornHub, CrackWhoreMagazine, and DeadBabyJokes oh and Facebook
What was the smartest decision you have ever made?
To quit smoking crack, Jk I still smoke crack
What question do you ask yourself a lot?
Why do I have friends?
What would be a perfect job for you?
Circumcision surgeon
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
My kidneys
Why do people lie?
Either to feel interesting, get theirself out of shit instead of taking responsibility, or to make people feel better by telling them what they need to hear, even though it's not exactly the truth that they need to hear.
What is the major problem in your city?
People trying to hard, even to the point of putting their selves in danger to "fit in"
What makes you feel like a boss?
Getting my nails done
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Harvest house
If you could have any view from your home, what would it be?
Auchwitz
Which city would you choose as capital of the world?
GlaceBay
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Alyssa
How many teeth do you have?
I think I have like 4 left.. #CrackIsWhack
What was your favorite toy as a child?
My cock
What are you thankful for on this thanksgiving?
Got a pogey from my baby daddy to feed my baby give him a new set of clothes for the next three years
Who in your life do you wish you’d met sooner?
No one really, none of the people I've been friends with before aren't my friends anymore, and I like the friends I have now. Don't know what I' do without em
What are your bad habits?
Biting my nails, eating when I'm bored and smoking
Do you miss anyone right now?
Sure I do
What makes you lose your temper?
Fat people.. They walk slowly in the middle of the hallway, always sweating, farting, funking up the place.. And it takes them an hour to drop fat fucking anaconda shits while I'm face to face with them trying to wash my face and brush my mother fucking teeth
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?
The administrators at Ask.fm obviously don't know what they're talking about.. Santa is definitely real!
Do you give money to beggars in the street?
Last time I did he threw his blanket off and jumped into a mini van..