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What's the best thing that happened to you today?

I quit smoking cigarettes. I found Crack Cocaine is a healthier alternative anyway.

How to make a woman happy?

Take her out to the five star restaurant in Calidonia, Collettes for some Kraft Dinner and Hot dogs, then after that take her on a nice long walk along the Bog.
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What are some of the first things you do in the morning?

I usually start the day by sleeping in, regretting staying up for that extra hour that night. I get ready, then on my way out the door I shovel a path through the dead cats all the way down to my bus stop.
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Thought you said that you'd never make an ask fm because it's a way for people to bully you :p

That's a good point, but you see I don't complain like everyone else because I honestly don't give a fuck ;).. Plus no one really has any reason to give me the anyway.
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Post a pic of your favorite shoes?

All of my shoes are blood-stained from all of the cats I have to walk through to get to my bus stop in Calidonia..

If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?

If I could go back in time, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in specific. And I'd go to late 70's/ early 80's. I think I was just born into the wrong generation of inbred fucks anyway.
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What’s the best thing to do after a long and hard day?

Relax, play Xbox, kill a few kittens, eat, chill with friends.

What is the best flavor of child?

I prefer smoked toddlers, mostly under the age of three, and medium rare to well done.

What does it mean when a man looks at other women when he is with his girlfriend?

As far as I'm concerned, no matter if you're in a relationship or not, no matter what you say you'll still find other people attractive. You can look but you can't touch, just don't do it purposely to make them jealous.

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