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When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

I'd look better with a golden dildo staff.

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I find it hard to believe you don't judge appearances, is that actually true?

Yup. I wouldn't have met a lot of the people and become friends with them if I had judged them.

Cannibal? Mate, i'm going to put you in my wheelie bin, tape the lid shut and put you in a swimming pool.

A gentleman's death.

Can't count to potato, now take the forfeit of downing a bottle of silverback gorilla semen :-----)

Why am I erect?

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