There was a man, he had a plan, his name was stan, he moved to japan
Now no-one knows this man,who's name is stan, who has a plan,
Is he still in japan?
Fail
Had sex ?
What's that
You make my life I'm your biggest fan homagawd <3
YOU make MINE
Where do babies come from?
Ostriches
i liked you a lot but I'm happy for you and your boyfriend :)
Thx... tell me who you are
Your bf is hot
He sure is!
What is your favorite pic of yourself?
How to make a woman happy?
Be my boyfriend :)
fuckingg qtt everytime i see you you just change my mood
there once was a spoon that sat on a table that stood in a room that was located inside a house, downstairs in this house was a fork who loved to get dirty but needed a spoon to get real naughty, there was a time and a place in the dishwasher the fork once saw three spoons all getting in a tingle
When the fork eats the spoon, And the knife stabs. The face in the plate, Dinner is over. - Brian Hugh Warner