Squidward I know it's you, did you forget to click anonymous? You fucking pervert. I will not have sex with you. EW

Why send perfectly able children to die when they can come and live with me? That's cruel Adolf, I thought we were friends. I think somebody's jealous that I have two testicals.

Nope Annabel, still alive. My internet company cut me off for looking at inappropriate websites of some sort so I've swapped providers and moved house because the police was looking for me. Uncle Jim's better than ever.

Hi Adolf, been killing any sexy jewish kids lately? Next time send them to me :)

I would go spy on a swimming lesson full of primary school children.

Pat hates you, he told me.

With boys I like them bigger, so I mostly go for the 14-16 range. With girls I like them tighter and more subtle so I end up going for the 4-12 range. Thank you for this question Chis, I don't like Allah but that is a very nice thing to say.

It's not rape if they enjoy it right?

I don't want to hear where they are cumming from, they all complain too much as it is.

Cynthia, I am not even following you. I have standards you ugly horse.