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عزا ومالك بتحكي ان شاءالله ومستغرب ومتعجب

هههههههههه .. لا مستغرب ولا متعجب أصلا نيالك :( .. شغلوني عندكم

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اه الحمدلله ? فش حلوان انطم صارت قديمة ???

انا بعرف من جديد :( .. وين توظفتي انشالله :/ ؟

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There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each 1 $5000 and see how each of them spent it.
The first 1 went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The 2nd one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The 3rd one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought hard about how each of the women spent the money.
Finally, being a man he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

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شافها بترش من عطره اطلع فيها واستغرب!! حكالها شو عم تعملي؟ ؟? قالت: برش من الشي الي بيذكرني فيك ?? اخدو منها وحكالها هاد ما بينرش هيك ? قام رش على حالو ولفها بحضنو وهمسلها..... عرفتي كيف بينحط ?? اي والله عرفنا تضرب منك ل الها ما علينا هدول ما بيستحوا المهم انتو شو بتسمو ورق العنب؟ ؟ ???

دوالي يمة دوالي :(
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