I have no shat myself actually. Kingsley did you shat yourself while RACING?
Do you like sugartits
Are we referencing a specific sugartits because if we are then it should be Sugartits. If we are just talking about two nouns then ya sugar on tits sounds might fine.
To paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, oh wont you please take me home?
OOOH ya sure
You ever shat yourself at a party/sleepover?
Not once have I shat myself at a party/sleepover.
Take me home?
To like meet my parents or play some xbox with or what? Anon you really need to be more specific...
If I sing you a song and do sexy dancing will you marry me?
I mean probably. Depends how sexy your dance is and how good at singing you are.
Have you banged her yet?
I haven't banged anyone yo. One time my hand did brush against a girl's butt in the hall. It was magical but she didn't call me the next day.
Are you and apuffymuffin a thing?
Maybe.
How do you feel about Canada?
Seems like a solid country. I talk to a few people from up there so that's good.
Fine then, You have to fuck them, who?
Fuck without feelings or like take them out to dinner and a movie and shit? Come on gimme some specifics.
You can only meet one girl on the subreddit and have to marry them, who?
I don't think I'm going to say I'd marry away from the sub.... That's a lot of commitment pal.