Would you like to make african babies with me?? ;D
Are you saying we are going to make babies in African or that our babies will be caramel?
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Would you like to go to the Congo with me?? ;)
Not sure how I feel about Congo. Maybe somewhere else though.
marry me? ;)
Depends... Do I know you??
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Medium, thanks <3
No problem. No idea how I'm going to get it to you lol
matt can u not read "no profanity pls"
I'm sorry :( I didn't mean to profanitise your page.
Can I have your pug shirt?
I can buy you one. What size?
Who was the last person you hugged?
My friend Abi and I hugged today and then walked down the hall with my arm around her.
That was cool :)
That was cool :)
what do you look like
I've posted a bunch of selfies. I kinda look like Walt Jr apparently.
When I was in the womb my doctor thought my penis was my leg because it wuz so big. #thestruggle
That is such an awesome story. I really liked the part where the doctor got your dick confused with a leg. I would definitely tell that story to girls. Who needs pick up lines when you have stories like that!
When I was younger a squirrel grabbed my nuts and I was like "Hey those are my nuts get your own" and he was like "K-k-k-k eeee e e ee ee" and I was like "No im not gonna call you daddy, you arent my daddy. youre a squirrel"
Bro this is one of those situations that I wish I could tell a similar story but I just cannot relate anything even close to that..
Fite me irl bro. You aint got shit
Ya? YA? ya :(
Who would you make out with?
Am I limited to any number of people? Only /r/teenagers people or ANYBODY?
<3
Yayayayaya
you said you were straight hahahahaha jk hi mafew
Erica you are so mean. Go away.
lololol
Hahahahah what are we laughing at ahhaha
"Favourite pornstar? No lying Faye Reagan is pretty nice." you misspelled james deen
ERICA SHUT UP.
Unless its not erica then, Sorry I'm straight.
Unless its not erica then, Sorry I'm straight.
IM RELATED TO FAYE REAGEN I HAD SEX WITH HER
IM SO PROUD OF YOU BUT A BIT DISGUSTED AT THE SAME TIME.
Favorite game?
GTAV or Carl On Duty or Battlefield
What was your childhood nick name?
I was always, Matt, Matty or Matteo. There was a short phase of Mafew but that passed pretty quick.
Favourite pornstar? No lying
Faye Reagan is pretty nice.
hi
well hai
If you could only eat eggs, what would your favorite car be?
Something with leather seats. Id drop a lot of eggs
Can we b friends or no
I mean prolly
How tall are you?
I am six foot one inch tall
i fucked my bitch
*internet high five*!!!
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