yo bitches. fuck pretty much all y'all. mason is my best friend && always will be so don't get all pissy && shit cause I posted billions of questions on here && I said I love him. so yeah.
PEOPLE LEAVE MASON ALONE! He LOVES Alexa! If he liked Kenzie he would date her but that's not the case! Trust me I know Mason and he LOVES Alexa and everything about her. So leave them alone they are happy together!
its hard to be happy when people keep butting in your fucking relationship. an who is this?
once.. when my uncle died in Afghanistan. At the funeral I lost it.. hell I still cry about it when I think to hard. but that's really the only time I broke down
What do a blonde and a barn have in common?They always have a cock in them. the last one you have to put them together.
omfg xD
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again."Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?""Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
Ew ahaahaha
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks."I'm going down to give blood.""How much do you get paid for giving blood?""About $20.""Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.The nex
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A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister."What are you doing?" he asks."Warming up your dinner."
omfg ! lmfao!!
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
ahahahaha
What is 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a damn period.
Kenzie!!! lmfaoooo xD
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?Her husband was a blonde too!
I don't get that one..
An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup." i need a life.