If you could kill off -ANY- character in Lore, who would it be? For me, it'd be Anduin, 'cause fuck that peacefondling boy.
I would have ta say...Khadgar. Him annoy me with his quests.
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What is your opinion of those that chose to be Fury Warriors?
I not be carin much for warriors, dey not be too bright.
I am going to run for High Tinker again. What should my Campaign Slogan be?
I not be carin cause I gonna kill ya anyway.
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If someone wrote a song about your life, what would it be called?
I kill two gnomes in de mornin, I kill two gnomes at night, I kill two gnomes in de afternoon and den I feel all right.
If you could add a mount to the game what would it be?
I be thinkin spiders be good mounts.
What is the best/your favorite part of your daily routine?
When I be killin a gnome with my paws.
What do you hope for in the future?
For peace, and no more gnomes, dey just be creepy.
What's your sign on the #GnomeZodiac ? https://siccothermaplugg.wordpress.com/2015/05/21/gnomish-zodiac/
I not be belivin in dem things.
Pick one to be added as Playable: a. Mechagnome - Paladins b. Sand Gnome - Shaman c. Leper Gnome - Hunters d. ____ Gnome - Druids (please fill in the blank)
Only good gnome be a dead gnome.
If you could get a Spirit Healer to answer a question, what would you ask?
Why ya gotta be rezzin gnomes? Dey need ta be stayin dead.
Have you ever been to the Twisting Neither? Would just go just to see it?
I nevah been dere, I not very interested in goin dere.
If you were in a Disney mash-up or crossover, which character would you be mixed with? (for reference) http://www.dorkly.com/post/58019/disney-princesses-world-of-warcraft-style
I don't be knowin enough of that "disney" thing ya be speakin of.
If I were to give you diplomatic immunity, would you help open a trade route to Gnomeregan?
Only if it was set up for bringin in gnomes ta be puntin for sport.
If you have a juke box, what song are you current playing in your Garrison? #Warcraft
I be playin Invincible. Remind me of when I kicked de Lich King's ass.
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Gnomes! Greatest people, lovers, tinkerers, and rascals ever to roam Azeroth! What say you, eh?
Dey be good for puntin, dat be all.
Tell us about yourself by filling in the blanks of this scientifically engineered survey that was in no way stolen (from Blizzard Watch (who stole it from Pixar.)) “Once upon a time there was ___. Every day, ___. One day ___. Because of that, ___. Because of that, ___. Until finally ___.”
Once upon a time dere was Mazzlu. Every day, she lived. One day she joined de Horde. Because of dat, de Horde was strong. Because of that, de Horde won battles. Until finally, de Horde was victorious!
What's your favorite coffee/kafa flavor?
I don't be drinkin de stuff.
How much do you love your pet?
I be my own pet *Druid FTW*
If you could defect to the "other side" (Alliance to Horde, Horde to Alliance), would you consider it? #Warcraft
Only if my Warchief wished it for me ta spy. ;)
What famous hero or symbol do you currently wear, or would you wear, on your underwear?
I not be wearin underwear.
What's your favorite Azeroth or Draenor music theme(s)?
I be lovin de drums of Sen'jin Village
Would you pose for (or enjoy your character in) a Steamy Romance Novel cover? If so, what kind of pose and how scantily clad would you be?
I wouldn't be apposed ta it. I would probably wear something dat was appropriate.
Jaina Proudmoore. What are your thoughts about her? Friend, foe? Dreadlord or misunderstood?
Jaina be a strong woman. She a little crazy right now though. I hope Kalec can keep her head calm. We gonna need ta work together.
Garrosh Hellscream. What are your thoughts about him? Great warchief? Ruthless leader? Misunderstood leader fighting for the Orcs?
Garrosh be an asshole. Him shoulda been killed. I not be likin Draenor dat much, I miss de Echo Isles.
Who would you really like to have as a garrison follower(s)?
I been tryin ta get my good friend Bim'ini, but she not be comin.
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