A cute little thing by the name of Ophelia. Doubt anyone would know her, though.
Big Ol' Sol is askin', Whatcha up to Artem? Been a while hasn't it?
Hmm, not too much. The usual: a bit of hunting here, a bit of flirting there, a bit of hot and heavy seduction and makeouts with an Espeon waaaay over there...
Depends on if I'm giving or receiving. Giving? Certainly. Receiving? ...I plead the Fifth.
Konnichiwa, Artemis-kohai!
Kohai? Er, konnichiwa?
Buttsex? Buttsex.
Sexbutts.
What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?
Masturbate. .3.
Potato?
Po-tah-to.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKEEE!
EXPLOSIONS?!
EXPLOSIOOOOOONS
What's with the type vulnerability to fighting?
It's more effective than using Magic Missile against the darkness, apparently.
Sexiest Pokemon to mount you? And to mount yourself?
Mount me? Eeeehhh...Dragonair or another Absol, perhaps? As to what I'd like to mount...smaller 'Mons, like an Eevee, maybe. Lucario and Zoroark and Gardevoir as well.
Ever been "impaled"?
Yes. We don't talk about those times. Next question.
Endless ass-pounding or endless face-fucking?
Ass-pounding, obviously. Fill their bellies with my cum? Yes please!
Then why you tryin' ta fuck him like one?
A show of dominance, obviously.
DO he LOOK like a BITCH?
I'm gonna have to go with a 'no' on that one.
Do he look like a bitch?
Define 'he'. This is an important part of the question.