Wow, I had no fucking idea about any of this. Apparently, I'm trying to reach out to a new audience here. What can I say? If only this shitty app had paid me better 🙄
Or maybe I need to give up those mint margaritas I drink before bedtime 😋 I mix them with a bottle of Chinese furniture polish. It's spelled in Chinese, so it could really be anything 😬 Then, just as a chef's kiss, I add 15 % Soviet Union rocket fuel that my family got our hands on in a second-hand store in Severobaykalsk back in the mid-90s. If you have already packed your bags, save your money. You haven't missed shit. Put a few drops of that shit into your washing machine, and you can press start and jump into it and be in outer space before you have even closed that fucking glass door behind you.
Or maybe I just need to cut down a little bit on that mint side of things 🤔 That stuff gives me such lively dreams at times. I'm sorry if you got any trauma from all this.
God, I think I have to hire myself one of those image consultants after this one 🙄😬
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