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Отсутствие денег может убить любовь?

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It can definitely kill a relationship. Do you know how much it costs to afford to have a woman?
*BUYING HANDBAGS
*BUYING FUCKING DOGS SHE CAN HAVE IN HER FUCKING HANDBAGS
*BUYING CLOTHES
*BUYING HER FUCKING DOGS CLOTHES
*ALL THE FUCKING COFFEE
*DOING NAILS
*FIXING HAIR
*FIXING HER FUCKING DOGS HAIR
*GOING TO JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERTS
Holy shit! It's like running a fucking company.

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Would you rather go to a music festival, have fun and sleep in a tent, or stay home, watch TV series and have some tasty snacks?

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People have sex in tents during festivals. I mean, not that it ever happens to me. The only time people enters my fucking tent is when they get lost, and they have to pee☹️
I think I pick option B. I have had enough surprises in my life.

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What skill would you like to have?

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To be able to pull 10 dollars every time I'm reaching for my pocket. I want that fucking skill. It sounds like the perfect lifest...
I change my fucking mind. It sounds more like you can get tired from all that reaching and pulling. I want to be able to make money while I sleep.
That's the one I want. I go for that one.

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What are you doing?

I'm watching a ghost hunting show.
In that last episode, someone "threw" a fucking cup, and of course, the team got scared. To me, it looked more like someone dropped it.
If that was a fucking throw, it must have been a fucking dwarf with ALS or something. I have seen ghosts throwing plates like they have been participating in a fucking Discus final at the fucking Olympics.
Not scary at all🥱

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What's the coolest thing you've ever seen in a museum?

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Do they have "cool" things in there? Where the fuck have you been?
The places I have been visiting had a couple of paintings that looked like they could have been painted by a fucking three-year-old.
It could just as well have been a fucking vernissage at a fucking kindergarten if you had asked me.

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Would you be happy without money?

Not even money for food?
No more fucking football shirts?
Can't afford Disney Plus, Amazon Prime, HBO Max and Netflix?
It would be nice to lose my apartment and have to live in a fucking dumpster. Especially this time of the year. Have to wake up every day and wrestle 15 fucking rats over 1 /3 of a beigel. It sounds like a fucking dream.
Why dont you ask me to shave my head and move into a fucking monastery while you are still at it? They would probably love playing GTA and listening to all my metal music.

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Would you rather become a popular celebrity whom everyone hates or be a normal person whom everyone loves?

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Who the fuck wants to be normal? God, that sounds boring😩
I actually know how it feels to be famous and hated.
I'm pretty famous - at the Los Santos police station. Oh, boy, if they hate me. They have been trying to catch me for over eight fucking years now.
Losers.
You can love me or hate me. I will always be me😎

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