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Vad gör du?
What are you doing?
I'm watching Wrestlemania.
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Vilken var den senaste videon som du såg på youtube?
Vilket ljud hör du just nu?
What are you doing?
Почему мой бывший как только видит меня говорит «блин еле сдерживаю себя,так манишь,лучше не появляйся у меня перед глазами. Рад был видеть тебя» с учетом того что у него есть девушка! Расстался он со мной,а не я, теперь говорит такие вещи…
Is he also Russian? I thought all Russian men were like Ivan Drago in Rocky 4:
"If he dies, he dies", and all that shit.
I'm fucking disappointed, and you should be too.
Forget about him and move on with your life. You can find better.
"If he dies, he dies", and all that shit.
I'm fucking disappointed, and you should be too.
Forget about him and move on with your life. You can find better.
What is the best memory you have as a teenager?
I dont remember that much from my teenage days. It's probably because I almost got my fucking head removed from a minivan door. I saw this hot girl walking by, so I put my head out when someone decided to slam the fucking door. That's probably the reason why I dont have a straight face today. Either that or it's a consequence of my life being a fucking joke.
She stopped for a few seconds, so I thought that maybe she would run down and take care of me. Go down on her knees and propose. Things like that. Nope! So fucking cold. She just looked at me, shooked her head and moved on. I remember lying there, almost paralyzed, Shouting at her that I wished I could have done the same fucking thing.
I have no luck with women ☹️
She stopped for a few seconds, so I thought that maybe she would run down and take care of me. Go down on her knees and propose. Things like that. Nope! So fucking cold. She just looked at me, shooked her head and moved on. I remember lying there, almost paralyzed, Shouting at her that I wished I could have done the same fucking thing.
I have no luck with women ☹️
Vilken var den senaste videon som du såg på youtube?
What are you doing?
Vilket ljud hör du just nu?
What qualities do you think are necessary to having a successful career path?
Forget about qualities. First, you go ten fucking years in school. Then you need another three years of education here. A five-year master's degree there. Then you need to be a fucking trainee for two years only to be rewarded as the new "CHIEF OPERATING SUPERVISOR OFFICER" of the company's fucking copy machine.
Nah, fuck that shit and save yourself some time and have sex with the right people. Either way, you will probably end up a few times in the copy room anyway.
Good luck!
Nah, fuck that shit and save yourself some time and have sex with the right people. Either way, you will probably end up a few times in the copy room anyway.
Good luck!
Vad gör du?
I'm watching PSG VS BAYERN MUNICH, but how awesome isn't this😎 World record attendance in a women's football match. Pretty awesome😇
Vilken var den senaste videon som du såg på Youtube?
Vilket ljud hör du just nu?
What are you doing?
What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?
I'm always 15 minutes late, so I would probably miss the whole fucking thing.
Sucks to be me🙁
Sucks to be me🙁
What are your plans for today?
I'm going to watch Uefa Women's Champions League.
Damn, this looks like it could be an awesome evening.
Damn, this looks like it could be an awesome evening.
Vilken var den senaste videon som du såg på youtube?
Månegarm - En snara av guld (feat. Lea Grawsiö Lindström)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E0hu6Y6jG4&t=37s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E0hu6Y6jG4&t=37s
Villket ljud hör du just nu?
Vad gör du?
I miss you 💔
Who is this?
Do you easily communicate with opposite gender people?
Easily? We are talking about women here. You need a fucking master's degree at Harvard for that one.
You ask your girlfriend anything, and she tells you you dont understand.
You ask her what it is you don't understand, and she tells you if you haven't understood that already, it's no idea to even tell.
So you ask her to please explain, and she tells you you won't understand it anyway.
You ask her how the fuck you are supposed to understand things if she doesn't explain, and she goes:
"SEE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A FUCKING THING!"
Sounds easy?
And even when you think you are communicating with them, they sometimes mean the complete fucking opposite of what they are saying.
Ask your girlfriend if something is wrong, and she tells you she's ok.
(Even when she's not)
You tell her she doesn't look ok, and she tells you it's complicated.
(She means you are stupid as fuck, but she's tired of filling in the gaps for you)
Ask her if she could explain, and she will tell you it's a long story.
(It's not, but this is a test to see how much you care about her problems)
You ask her if it's because of you, and she will tell you that not everything in this world revolves around you.
(This is your fault, but she's tired of women giving their men that kind of importance)
Five thousand fucking questions and a week later.
You ask her if this is all about your two-second hesitation that one time when she asked you if she looked slim in her new jeans, and she corrects you that it was actually two and a half-second.
Happy it wasn't anything worse, and thinking it's not a big deal - it's time for the list of the fucking century! Holy shit!
The first part includes all her fucking problems of things you had no idea even existed. The second part (if you are still conscious) includes all her fucking problems with you. That's probably the only time women mean what they are saying.
Even when you think you have figured them all out, they will know you have and be one step ahead of you anyway.
I have given up. I'm hiring women to communicate with other women for me. It's a lot is easier.
You ask your girlfriend anything, and she tells you you dont understand.
You ask her what it is you don't understand, and she tells you if you haven't understood that already, it's no idea to even tell.
So you ask her to please explain, and she tells you you won't understand it anyway.
You ask her how the fuck you are supposed to understand things if she doesn't explain, and she goes:
"SEE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A FUCKING THING!"
Sounds easy?
And even when you think you are communicating with them, they sometimes mean the complete fucking opposite of what they are saying.
Ask your girlfriend if something is wrong, and she tells you she's ok.
(Even when she's not)
You tell her she doesn't look ok, and she tells you it's complicated.
(She means you are stupid as fuck, but she's tired of filling in the gaps for you)
Ask her if she could explain, and she will tell you it's a long story.
(It's not, but this is a test to see how much you care about her problems)
You ask her if it's because of you, and she will tell you that not everything in this world revolves around you.
(This is your fault, but she's tired of women giving their men that kind of importance)
Five thousand fucking questions and a week later.
You ask her if this is all about your two-second hesitation that one time when she asked you if she looked slim in her new jeans, and she corrects you that it was actually two and a half-second.
Happy it wasn't anything worse, and thinking it's not a big deal - it's time for the list of the fucking century! Holy shit!
The first part includes all her fucking problems of things you had no idea even existed. The second part (if you are still conscious) includes all her fucking problems with you. That's probably the only time women mean what they are saying.
Even when you think you have figured them all out, they will know you have and be one step ahead of you anyway.
I have given up. I'm hiring women to communicate with other women for me. It's a lot is easier.
Vad gör du?
VOLTURIAN - In A Heartbeat feat. Giada "Jade" Etro (Frozen Crown)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM7JX4Z3F68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM7JX4Z3F68
Vilket ljud hör du just nu?
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