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What's the last concert you went to?

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It must have been to a HammerFall concert in Gothenburg twenty years ago. In the same city as my mom went today to attend a Bryan Adams concert.
Judging from her post on Facebook, it looks like she had a lot of fun. Maybe it's time to start attending more concerts in the future.

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Do you try to look attractive when you go to the local grocery store?

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Nah, I'm walking around in my own world when I'm shopping, so I dont give a shit.
A couple of weeks ago, I accidentally crashed into a three-year-old kid when I went shopping. You should have seen her dad's fucking face when he found her knocked out in the cheese counter. God, that was priceless. I told him to take a a fucking picture and save it for her graduation poster.
That's not the first time I accidentally knocked someone's kid out. But I save that story for another time.

When and where did you fly last time?

It must have been last night when I woke up in the middle of the night and had to run to the bathroom and forgot about the dumbbells in the hallway.
I felt like the superman at one point there. I could have conquered the whole fucking world if it wasn't for that dresser at the end of the hallway☹️

Jakie masz najbardziej traumatyczne przeżycie z dzieciństwa? Ja kiedyś znalazłem zdechłego kreta. Ręce ciężko było domyć a ten smród pamiętam do dziś😬😷😂

Did you find a dead mole? I found my fucking parents having sex. I heard a strange sound and opened a fucking door. Holy shit! I thought someone's life was in danger. Little did I know. My eyes are still bleeding.
I'm traumatised for life. I act like a fucking war veteran from Vietnam every time I see someone open a fucking door.
Maybe that poor little mole had the same experience and couldn't handle it anymore. God bless his soul if he had!
And people laugh when they hear I lost my virginity at 25. They should only know.
Jakie masz najbardziej traumatyczne przeżycie z dzieciństwa Ja kiedyś znalazłem

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