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What is life like on other planets?

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If Putin starts a nuclear war, I will let you know pretty fucking soon. I dont fucking fly. But in that fucking case... Holy shit! I would be entering the first fucking spaceship I could find to the tunes of Rihanna's shut up and drive. Except I wouldn't be dancing around in some fucking hot pants and a leather jacket for midgets. Jesus Christ! Those little green guys would have cancelled my fucking visa straight away if they saw that shit.
I wish I could use some fucking nuclear bombs and erase humanity with too when I hear fucking music like that.

Which is the most exotic place you have been to?

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It must have been that time in school when our class went to South America. What a fucking place! All the delicious food, unbelievable nature and beaches from another world. You could even order drinks with fucking sparklers and shit.
Ah, those were the days! At least that's what they wrote in the fucking postcard. I don't fucking fly, so I had to stay home and study math.
I have read them so many times now that it almost feels like I have been there. I don't know. Maybe that doesn't count.
Let me think. 🤔
Hawaii is another beautiful place. 😍👌 I went there a couple of weeks ago on Google maps. Holy shit! I go there every winter. 😎

Maybe I should move there?

To Sweden? In the middle of the fucking winter? Are you fucking nuts? We have big ass fucking polar bears running around the streets eating people up here. :
"Oh, but can't you just call the fucking cops", you may ask?
Haha, Call the Swedish cops? Does this look like someone you would call when you are about to be the fucking dinner of the day and are running for your fucking life? I dont fucking think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61s62WKVioMrjensa’s Video 169234100579 _61s62WKVioMrjensa’s Video 169234100579 _61s62WKVio

Have you ever drink 2 days in a row because you couldn't handle the hangover? 😂 Maybe it's just me 🙄😞

I dont use to get that many hangovers from drinking Ice tea with fucking lemons in it. Since it's Sunday, I guess you're probably drunk right fucking now, so let's talk about this when your sober, shall we? If you can handle the fucking truth? Maybe you will feel sorry for yourself and start drinking again.
Fucking pathetic 😩

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