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Are evil people born or created?

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I think their mommy and daddy created them.
Maybe they had a little private party. You know, a bottle of wine, Julio Iglesias, a couple of Mario Kart tournaments. Eventually, they ended up in the jacuzzi. Maybe daddy peed in the fucking jacuzzi, so mommy got fucking angry and slapped him in the fucking face. Then a couple of hours later, when he regained his consciousness, they had makeup sex.
Something like that.
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What would you name your next/first pet?

nai269549’s Profile Photoʟᴇɪᴀɴ ♕
I have a couple of names😁
I want one Scooby-Doo
A Daddy Baloo
the Yabba Dabba Doo and
Jungle Broo
The last two I name
Bebop and Rocksteady.
This is the only reason people even buy animals, so they can give them goofy retarded names they couldn't give their own kids😁
But I don't want any. I had a couple of birds 10 years ago, and I still live with fcking headaches.
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Привет ) У тебя день рождения в октябре? Если не секрет, когда? Я хотела бы в этот день тебя поздравить.

Oct 3rd. It's actually the same day as Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Alicia Vikander, and one of the guys from Backstreet Boys. Famous football player, movie star, musician, and "ask fm" celebrity. Wow😁

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What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?

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I'm thinking about this Mayan doomsday shit that they predicted on December 21st back in 2012. Maybe they got the numbers all mixed up, and it's this year instead 🤔
My son has his birthday on December 22nd, so now I guess I have to reschedule his celebration and the whole fucking Christmas this year.
Next time you try to predict Armageddon, try to predict it on the right fucking day😩
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