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hahaha. What? Do you think I'm always sitting here in front of the computer online everyhour and shit? I was tired, so ar 8pm i decided to go sleep lol but i woke up.. Its 9.43pm here.

Oh. Of course. How stupid of me. Lol.
It's 11pm here and I can't sleep. My eyes sting and I'm hungry. Fml.

they are actually shemale ffs. You just dont know em. I bet you look like a maggot if you wear eyeliner. Plus it makes you look dramatic lol

Lol whatever. XD
My granda tells me that I look like a witch. I think I scare her. Lol.
Why are you still online btw?

lol, are you kind of emo kid? Oh, they're fucked up. I dont even have skirts lmao. Its weird because WE ARE DUDES.

Whuuut in my crush's name are you talking about? Haha
You know Scottish people? They wear skirts, man. Kilts. With their bag pipes or something, and these are re.l men, man. Real men. Lol.

K, chill, bruv. Haha, she didnt want you to be a whore. It's weird because my mom always want me to be 'kind of' a whore. She bought me tight clothes, but I never touched those shit lol

My grandma buys me mini skirts, dresses and all that slutty shit. She even wants me to wear make up *makes vomiting noises*. I don't even use powder!
I only wear them when my life is on the line. Eyeliner's all I need, bro. Lol.

He only wants the V. dont worry

ASGDHFJKL! I don't wanna talk about him, man.
Let's change the topic.
So I'm wearing this weird lacy top that my aunt gave me and my grandmother was like, "What are you wearing?"
I said, "Clothes..?"
Then she said, "Change it. Boys will look at your boobs."
in my mind I was like, 'wtf, man! I don't have boobs!' and I said "I'm not even going out. It's too hot, you know."
She said, "Our perverted neighbor will look at you."
I was like, 'HELL!'
Based on a true story. Lol.

lol, you being romantic to yourself? XD so, what did 'We have to return him to his girlfriend' mean?

YES. ASDFGHJKL.
Well, I guess he fantasizes about her being his girlfriend and all. Lol.

WHAT. HE HAS A GF?!! FUCK. HE BREAKS YOU. YOU'RE NOW JUST A PIECE OF SHIT LOL

Lol. I don't even know if he has a girlfriend. All I know is that he loves someone. :P
Oh, and I'm holding a barbeque stick right now. Gonna stab myself in the eye. Lol.

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