If you could be any OITNB character, who would it be?
Fabulous, of course
What do you think makes a person beautiful?
Their beauty obviously
Which activities or hobbies make you lose track of time?
Smoking or pooping
If you could talk with only one person for the rest of your life, who would it be?
Me
If people had a warning label, what would yours say?
"I don't like you that much" "Don't talk to me unless ily" "I love you (only read if ily)"
What is something that is "uncool" that you do anyway?
Everything?
If you worked or went to school somewhere where they offered really fat and old bulldogs like a footrest if you would like one, what would u do? Like this https://instagram.com/p/XeAsAsrTa7/ haha xD
Isaac Bork... Don't tell him though, I think he already thinks I'm weird.
Are you afraid of people?
Only white people
What is your definition of pure happiness?
Food, I guess.
Post a picture of your current lock screen.
What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
"When am I gonna get some food in my fucking system?... Where's my joint?... My head hurts, let's not open the blinds... omg, I feel like shit... Uh bring me that bucket... Where's my joint?"